If the colts beat the patriots, you will...........

[NewColtsFan]

..... I will wonder if Hell has frozen over!

 

..... I will look outside to see if Pigs are flying!

[BlueShoe]

Post a new thread on this board saying "I told you so!".

 

[presto123]

....tell Donald Trump to quit supporting "losers".

[ColtRider]

..... I will wonder if Hell has frozen over!

 

..... I will look outside to see if Pigs are flying!

Hahahahaaaaa. Hey NCF, you never know. There's a Flying Pig Marathon in Cincinnati, Ohio every year.

[GoDeep]

...eat my hat.

[csmopar]

(Finish the sentence)

Probably collapse from shock.....

[BigQandTheManiac]

.

Then jump in the canal, I'm with you

OK Pat Mcafee, lol

[The Fish]

.. Resist finding every Patriot fan possible and telling em' off. 

[UKColt13]

I feel your pain man, I live in Northampton, so I can only really watch the mid-day games which start at 6pm our time. Otherwise it's just ridiculous for work the next day.

Oh been there man. If it's a night game I tend to go into work early and watch it there before anyone else is, that way I can scream at my monitor as much as I want lol. It's too painful to wait until the next evening to watch it at home.

[CanuckColt]

I'll be shocked, amazed and scarcely able to believe it.

[OsuBuckeye]

Point & laugh at PP.

[ColtRider]

Serious here : I will donate my prized limited edition official NFL "shaded gray" Andrew Luck jersey to a charity of this Colts Football Forum & Administration's choosing. Never been worn. Still hanging in plastic. Size : XXL

C'mon, fellow members & ColtsFans. Let's see if we can "really" get some action from everyone, especially from all the dire postings/ posters who tout the line that New England will "crush" the Colts. Time to pony up. If you're that confident that the Patriots will win this game, then there's no risk. However, if the Colts get a W, the item that you donate goes to a worthy cause of the Admin's choosing.

It's a win-win situation, unless you feel it's not worth your football savvy to do do. So, how 'bout it? Are you game?

[backshoulderfade]

Wake up everyone in my house with cheers.

[Malakai432]

Probably stay up all night watching highlights and miss work the next day. 

[jayt327]

Wear my Luck jersey all week long

[Bubbz]

Be even more impressed with Hasselbeck because he surely started.

Yeahhhhhhh.....

[CanuckColtsFan]

Rub it in to all the nay sayers

[Moncrief]

Drink a gentleman's beverage and peruse the Pats meltdown on their boards while more than likely doing some trolling

[sfergson727]

Be looking for the world to end.....or satan to come collect a whole lot of souls....

[WoolMagnet]

..... Crap my pants

[RockThatBlue]

I'll be shocked, amazed and scarcely able to believe it.

Me too. I like being optimistic but the pats own us right now.

I'd probably question my life if the colts won.

[cranium cramp]

Be glad that we broke our losing streak against Brady before he retires.

....And finally change my underwears....

see.....if we win,you can't change them. Now they would officially be lucky underwear. You might even have to forgo washing them as well.

[cranium cramp]

..... Crap my pants

see my above post. Well,I'm willing to bend a few rules for you. You can definitely wash yours.

[ColtsConsistency]

see.....if we win,you can't change them. Now they would officially be lucky underwear. You might even have to forgo washing them as well.

You know, you're right. My Wife might leave me for that reason. I better go buy her some new luggage so she can start packing her things.....or mine.

[Chucklez]

Oh been there man. If it's a night game I tend to go into work early and watch it there before anyone else is, that way I can scream at my monitor as much as I want lol. It's too painful to wait until the next evening to watch it at home.

I can't get into work earlier than about 7, (the building simply isnt even open) and even if I did get in at 7 on the dot and watched the condensed version which is still about 45 mins long, my boss is usually in by 7:30 so I wouldnt even get to finish it.

I suppose I could just watch it at home in the morning but i like to be able to have a few beers while watching the game and I could hardly do that then drive to work

 

[SOMDColtsfan]

Double fist shotgun some 10oz Bud Light and lay in bed with a smile on my face unable to sleep 

[BlazeDaring]

Wake up

ha!!!! that's a good one.

[2006Coltsbestever]

I like our chances if Andrew plays. I love our QB (No Bleep , dont want to pull a Roy) but I think law of averages we are due to beat them.

[CamMo]

Walk down the LOS ramps with a huge grin on my face while annoyingly chanting "COLTS!" Opposing fans LOVE that

 

And I'd obviously be on cloud nine for the week following.

[James Harden]

Shave my beard

[ColtStronger]

I can't get into work earlier than about 7, (the building simply isnt even open) and even if I did get in at 7 on the dot and watched the condensed version which is still about 45 mins long, my boss is usually in by 7:30 so I wouldnt even get to finish it.

I suppose I could just watch it at home in the morning but i like to be able to have a few beers while watching the game and I could hardly do that then drive to work

 

Sure ya can!  Call into work... LOL

[SilentHill]

Resume my pre-season mindset that we can compete for the Lombardi, if we lose, not much will change.

[Bubbz]

buy a round for everyone in tiki bobs

[bleevit]

say I told you so.  HAR!

[deedub75]

It's not out of this world. Put pressure, run the ball, control the clock, and be on the positive side of the turnover differential.

If we beat them, that'll be huge for us so we can build of that win. If we lose, face it pats are legit. Their playing great football right now. Give them their props.

Sounds easy enough but those are things we never do against them.

[GwinnettColt]

If the Colts beat the Patriots, I will:

 

-wake my neighbors up cheering.

 

-look for Patriots fans, other than amfootball and a few others, on this board but won't find them.

 

-Look forward to the next game.  

[Crush22]

Buy a Curtis Painter jersey and put it on my wall next to Reggie, and Peyton.

And if we blow them out I'll buy a Trent Richardson one as well.

There's $10.

For both.

[drrobert6]

I will look for UFO's, dogs & cat's shacking up together, peanut butter & jelly calling it "quits" and that they just stayed together for the "kids", I will look for military contractors to finish their projects weeks ahead of schedule & budget, that someone will break 230 MPH at the Indy500, the Donald Trump will switch to democrat, and that congress actually gets something done. Hillary finds her e-mails, the Coyote actually catches the Road Runner, Tweety gets eaten by Sylvester, etc, etc, etc. 

 

In other words I'm full prepared to for the Colts to take their beating on Sunday, regardless of how much air is in the ball! (yes I'm a Colts fan, but I'm also a realist...and any fan of Indy sports knows reality!)

[braveheartcolt]

I will look for UFO's, dogs & cat's shacking up together, peanut butter & jelly calling it "quits" and that they just stayed together for the "kids", I will look for military contractors to finish their projects weeks ahead of schedule & budget, that someone will break 230 MPH at the Indy500, the Donald Trump will switch to democrat, and that congress actually gets something done. Hillary finds her e-mails, the Coyote actually catches the Road Runner, Tweety gets eaten by Sylvester, etc, etc, etc.

In other words I'm full prepared to for the Colts to take their beating on Sunday, regardless of how much air is in the ball! (yes I'm a Colts fan, but I'm also a realist...and any fan of Indy sports knows reality!)

Not a very good Colts fan you mean. I'm not sure a fanatic can be a realist.....

[drrobert6]

Not a very good Colts fan you mean. I'm not sure a fanatic can be a realist.....

A realist is a guy who walks into a casino in Vegas and says "I'm willing to be the house on the Colts beating the Pats"...are you that guy? Sorry I'm not that guy. I've walked into more stadiums wearing Colts gear than Lucas or the Dome...so I show my colors living away from Indy, I think that would constitute a fan...just not blinding saying the Colts are going to win this game based on "fandom". We're a mess right now, and the Pats are playing excellent ball. We couldn't beat them in the last several meetings with a team that was in better shape than this team. What makes you think we'll beat them this weekend?