Week 18: Texans @ Colts, Sun, 1/8/23, 1:00 PM ET

[RollerColt]

Gets tackled by his own guy and fumbles what the hell lol!

[HungarianColtsFan]

Just now, Lancer1 said:

I remember that South Park episode, it was hilarious!

 

And describes today's game pretty well.

 

So far we're better in sucking.

[Yoshinator]

Keep the tank baby, this is why Saturday is the interim HC!

[stitches]

Just now, Solid84 said:

I’m really trying to look at this as us getting the best draft position possible, but holy cow we’re bad. 

It's not just about the best position. It's about opening multiple possibilities. If HOU gets no. 1 this avenue gets closed automatically. If Chicago does, first we get better position and second, we might actually be able to trade to no. 1 for the guy we love, rather than having to settle. 

[ColtsGermany]

Ok.... You need any more evidence that we're tanking? 

[NFLfan]

1 minute ago, bluebombers87 said:

It was a joke.

 

Ok. I did not understand it. I'm seriously bad at understanding jokes. 

[Indyfan4life]

LLLLLOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL....

 

HAAAAAAA.

[bluebombers87]

Just now, NFLfan said:

 

Ok. I did not understand it. I'm seriously bad at understanding jokes. 

It’s a lousy medium for sarcasm.

[HungarianColtsFan]

Just now, ColtsGermany said:

Ok.... You need any more evidence that we're tanking? 

 

White flag.

[Solid84]

Just now, stitches said:

It's not just about the best position. It's about opening multiple possibilities. If HOU gets no. 1 this avenue gets closed automatically. If Chicago does, first we get better position and second, we might actually be able to trade to no. 1 for the guy we love, rather than having to settle. 

Oh I know, I just hate watching us suck like this. 

[stitches]

1 minute ago, IinD said:

Nah man, sorry I'm not in that group of fans. 

Draft guarantees nothing I've learned.

I want to be entertained on Sundays, not watch a funeral each week . But to each their own of course.

The draft guarantees nothing, but it gives you options. We will be in a MUCH BETTER spot with the Texans out of that no. 1 spot and us as close as possible to it. 

[2006Coltsbestever]

This still has nothing on 80's ball, as a kid I went to 3 or 4 games from 1984-1986, now that was some great stinky stuff.

[HungarianColtsFan]

Seriously, it's like a pre-season game.

[JColts72]

1 minute ago, Jared Cisneros said:

Keep the tank baby, this is why Saturday is the interim HC!

U mean Full HC to be.

[JlynRN]

Who fumbled?  I missed it.

[2006Coltsbestever]

1 minute ago, NFLfan said:

 

Ok. I did not understand it. I'm seriously bad at understanding jokes. 

I have heard that about you 

[Lancer1]

At least we're only down 10-0 vice 14-0 - if we can get anything going on offense, we should still be alright.

[JColts72]

Just now, 2006Coltsbestever said:

This still has nothing on 80's ball, as a kid I went to 3 or 4 games from 1984-1986, now that was some great stinky stuff.

Until Eric came in 87.

[IinD]

10 point lead is equivalent to like 27 in a normal year I think huh? Lol

[Yoshinator]

Just now, JColts72 said:

U mean Full HC to be.

Hopefully not. I don't want to lose next year too lol!  

[stitches]

Just now, Solid84 said:

Oh I know, I just hate watching us suck like this. 

Think of it like this - this is nothing new. We already know this version of the Colts suck. Win or loss we still suck. There is nothing to win here by pulling out some ugly win that means nothing. 

[Restinpeacesweetchloe]

Having your own player knock the ball out is one way to finish the tank.

[Dunk]

Just now, JlynRN said:

Who fumbled?  I missed it.

Flowers, the poor kid I jinxed on the first page.

[RollerColt]

Next up, Sam will throw an interception.

[IndyD4U]

Just now, IinD said:

10 point lead is equivalent to like 27 in a normal year I think huh? Lol

Yes, I’d be surprised if we get 3 field goal opportunities today

[Indyfan4life]

If your own teammate forces the fumble, does the other team get credit for it? Or.. how does that work exactly?

[2006Coltsbestever]

Just now, JColts72 said:

Until Eric came in 87.

When Eric arrived we won the division. I went to 3 games that season alone. We were good because of him.

[IinD]

Let's go Sam Eeeee let's go ... Let's go Sam Eeeee, let's go.... Lol

[2006Coltsbestever]

1 minute ago, Restinpeacesweetchloe said:

Having your own player knock the ball out is one way to finish the tank.

[CanuckColtsFan]

I'm glad I scheduled a haircut during this game. This team has become a parody of a football team.

[Tsarquise]

Just now, IinD said:

Let's go Sam Eeeee let's go ... Let's go Sam Eeeee, let's go.... Lol

Let's go and throw a pick 6!

[stitches]

1 minute ago, JColts72 said:

U mean Full HC to be.

Maybe Irsay is indeed a mastermind... he's playing the long game - Drake Maye/Caleb Williams on the radar. 

[bluebombers87]

Good run!

[JColts72]

Just now, 2006Coltsbestever said:

When Eric arrived we won the division. I went to 3 games that season alone. We were good because of him.

And Meyer

[Solid84]

Nice run by Moss!

[JColts72]

This does not look like Colts 

[csmopar]

I just got my feed, how are we down 10-0 to the Texans!!

[2006Coltsbestever]

Just now, JColts72 said:

And Meyer

I thought he was one of the better coaches we ever had here in Indy.

[JlynRN]

wow, nice run by Moss.

[bluebombers87]

Hit him in the hands.