JMV: "Pay attention tonight, Colts Fans"

[strt182]

He is saying he hasn't had the surgery on his knee yet

[Colts_Fan12]

The Colts tweeted it so did the star this better be a big #ing joke I'm serious lol

[chrisfarley]

Just now, strt182 said:

its on facebook live. ITS REAL!!!!!!!! he says he talked to Irsay

its just a joke

[chrisfarley]

Just now, Colts_Fan12 said:

The Colts tweeted it so did the star this better be a big #ing joke I'm serious lol

yes, just a joke

[WoolMagnet]

Is this real or a joke?

if real, the swimming episode is the canal makes more sense.

he can't be serious,right?  Bar stool sports won't even exist in  a year.

unless his recent "surgery" was more serious? Weird adam and olsen being there too.  I dont see the humor.  ALMOST Funny if a joke.  If not a joke, its actually more funny cuz mcafee is a fool.

very weird to say the least.

[RockThatBlue]

I don't buy that its a joke. Why would someone joke about retiring?

[tweezy32]

1 minute ago, chrisfarley said:

its just a joke

No, the colts twitter tweeted it..

[ColtsBTM12]

Just now, chrisfarley said:

It was a joke

How did you find out

[chrisfarley]

21 minutes ago, MTC said:

The rumors went from Hard Knocks to a player retirement to Pat McAfee joining Barstool Sports. 

 

What a day.

 

lol, they had us hook line and sinker there for about 1 minute.... until you saw AV doing the "balls" questions and then Rappaport walked in.... all staged alll fake

[John Waylon]

Is this a work?

 

How can one of the best punters in the game walk away for barstool sports?

 

I am confused as all get out here.

 

 

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Yeah, I need an extra large glass of Scotch to ponder this one.  He is a semi comedian though, maybe he wants to pursue a career in comedy lol.........

 

The official Colts Facebook page just announced it. I don't feel like they would stay up until midnight, and go to this length to play a hoax.

 

We just lost our punter to barstool sports.

 

My brain hurts.

 

 

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[esmort]

Not a joke, confirmed by multiple sources including Colts. 

[RockThatBlue]

Its real. Colts App just sent an alert too.

[tweezy32]

Pat tweeted about it. Its serious. He's done

[ReMeDy]

He seemed like he had so much fun playing in the NFL too, more than any player I know. Seems odd, but the timing also lines up regarding him trash talking Grigson's departure -- Pat probably figured he had nothing to lose if he was retiring soon anyways.

[John Waylon]

The rumors went from Hard Knocks to a player retirement to Pat McAfee joining Barstool Sports. 

 

What a day.

 

lol, they had us hook line and sinker there for about 1 minute.... until you saw AV doing the "balls" questions and then Rappaport walked in.... all staged alll fake

 

If this was a hoax the Colts would purposely take measures NOT to report it. So would other news entities. Why would they all report a hoax and damage their own credibility?

 

 

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[HOZER]

[Steamboat_Shaun]

 

[RockThatBlue]

3 minutes ago, chrisfarley said:

lol, they had us hook line and sinker there for about 1 minute.... until you saw AV doing the "balls" questions and then Rappaport walked in.... all staged alll fake

Its not fake.

[WoolMagnet]

He's funny, but notvTHAT funny.

and whats with the language?

he disappoints me.

[ReMeDy]

This was a pretty cool announcement as we wait for Peyton Manning tonight... Peyton is coming, right?

[John Waylon]

Anyone have Hunter Smith's number? His band doesn't seem to have taken off yet...

 

 

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[Steamboat_Shaun]

 

[ReMeDy]

And here all this time we were wondering if Pat would take Adam's place as a FG kicker, or when Adam would retire. Instead, the reverse is true and Adam outlasted Pat!? This is crazy.

[Yoshinator]

So is this real?

[RockThatBlue]

Seriously, if you don't listen to JMV for Colts news, you're doing it wrong. He was proved right again.

[21isSuperman]

1 minute ago, Steamboat_Shaun said:

 

A few more years and he could have been, Hall of Fame bound 

[John Waylon]

And here all this time we were wondering if Pat would take Adam's place as a FG kicker, or when Adam would retire. Instead, the reverse is true and Adam outlasted Pat!? This is crazy.

 

We lost our punter.

 

To barstool sports.

 

I actually feel a sense of embarrassment washing over me.

 

 

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[chrisfarley]

my bad, he actually did it.  even Steven Holder just tweeted that he is still not 100 percent, but it's true, I just read his entire tweet (long winded and very complimentary of the city of Indianapolis.

 

I'm still shocked, he brought a level of levity to the Colts that will never be replaced, ever.  I wish him well in this new BarStool Sports endeavor.

[Colts_Fan12]

1 minute ago, John Waylon said:

 

We lost our punter.

 

To barstool sports.

 

I actually feel a sense of embarrassment washing over me.

 

 

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I'm gonna go puke....

[esmort]

I am disappointed he is leaving but can see why he decided to... His comic/celebrity is on the upswing and as a punter and football player his career is probably at the beginning of winding down. Might as well capitalize while he can. 

[Yoshinator]

Wow.... I'm seriously going to break something. Really upset.

[HOZER]

Wow, just wow.

[ColtsBTM12]

So that leaves AV as the only player that is still left from the SB 44 quad and he was on IR

[John Waylon]

Pat, it's barstool sports. You'd be better served living out your days in barstool manufacturing.

 

Can we talk about this in the morning?

 

 

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[Malakai432]

Well I guess it did turn out to be big news after all. 

[Robert Johnson]

Well this sucks.

[Malakai432]

My friend Lagavulin helps a bit.  He was pretty much one of the very few positives within the last couple years.

[a06cc]

Looks like we need to draft a punter

[buccolts]

Time to redo the mock draft. 

[Yoshinator]

Just now, a06cc said:

Looks like we need to draft a punter

You don't draft punters. We'll sign one as an UDFA.