Colts vs. Bears haikus

[MrNLM]

Someone posted about a cloumnist doing this to predict W-L records in the AFC South. Lets have some fun and make haikus about the game this sunday. No holds barred!!!

For anyone who might not know a haiku has three lines and does not need to rhyme. First line is 5 syllables. Second line is 7 syllables. Third line is 5 syllables. Here is an example:

This is a haiku

It is a real good haiku

So there you have it

Annnnnnnd................... GO!

[Andy]

Time is running out

Urlacher smelling his prey

Luck gets them the win

[Qwiz]

Defense or offense

Sunday is almost here, yes!

Luck or Cutler, hmm

[Moncrief]

Luck goes back to pass

Throws a bomb to Reggie Wayne

Luck's first touchdown pass

[Elmo]

Scary Bears defense

Crummy Colts offensive line

Luck gets blindsided

[Jules]

Colts will get LUCKy.

And the Bears D gets plucky.

Win makes us funky.

[MrNLM]

Luck will make it rain

Cutler to Powers for six

A guy can dream, right?

[Elmo]

Luck will make it rain

Cutler to Powers for six

A guy can dream, right?

You can dream all day

Peppers has the final say

Let's hope he feels ill.

[Jules]

So be it, says Luck.

The Bears D proves not so tough.

Cutler day ends rough.

[Elmo]

Andy thinking hard

Should have been an architect

Get off of me Roach.

[Jules]

Bears caught with pants down.

Looking ahead to Green Bay.

Luck takes advantage.

[MrNLM]

D- Powers, Davis

O- Luck, Brown, Wayne, and Ballard

ST- Brazill. ZOOM!

[southwest1]

Urlacher's slow knee won't let him sprint with glee.

His diminished speed will let Luck run free.

To throw a game winning TD to Reggie Wayne for all to see.

[Jules]

You can dream all day

Peppers has the final say

Let's hope he feels ill.

10 point dogs or not.

Peppers needs some smelling salt.

Colts offense gets hot!

[MrNLM]

Urlacher's slow knee won't let him sprint with glee.

His diminished speed will let Luck run free.

To throw a game winning TD to Reggie Wayne for all to see.

This in not haiku

Again, this is not haiku

Soooo not a haiku

[Elmo]

Urlacher's slow knee won't let him sprint with glee.

His diminished speed will let Luck run free.

To throw a game winning TD to Reggie Wayne for all to see.

This is free verse, dude

Haiku's do not have to rhyme

Count your syllables.

[Nobody]

Colts play the Bears

A tough battle to the end

Try as Luck might, loss.

[MrNLM]

Colts play the Bears

A tough battle to the end

Try as Luck might, loss.

Nice one!

[JSChicago]

Horseshoe is turned up

Luck runs strong

Bear still hibernates

Colts get win

[MrNLM]

Horseshoe is turned up

Luck runs strong

Bear still hibernates

Colts get win

This in not haiku

Again, this is not haiku

Soooo not a haiku

[southwest1]

Haiku [Noun]: a form of Japanese poetry with 17 syllables in 3 unrhymed lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables, often describing nature or a season.SW1 tried and failed miserably to use a haiku the first time around. I have no desire to continue this exercise in futility.

I know when I have met my match or achilles heel.

To quote Clint Eastwood, "A man's got to know his limitations." Good Bye all and have a pleasant evening. Sayonara in Japanese and Dah svee-dah-nee-yah in Russian.

[funktacious2]

There once was a game

Bears vs Colts some would say

potatoes chicken

Oh God... I'm so hungry.

[Warhorse]

A pass on the wind

Luck to Wayne, 'fore the gun sounds

Colts win on Sunday

[Warhorse]

A stop on the one

Drake sends Forte a shiver

The Colts D is born

[braveheartcolt]

Irish Haiku:

There was a young QB called Luck

Who in a busy night club did get stuck

He met a nice girl

And just for a thrill

Took her upstairs for a nice conversation about architectural degrees and their merit in the modern world

Keats

[Skrilla Steve]

Sunday approaches

The horseshoe makes its return

Time to bring the pain

[BrentMc11]

Special Teams Nightmare

Pat Mac's 'kick' askew

Hester accepts at the one

Game just went away

(OK...I had to say one instead of two...could not rhyme even though it sounded better)

[Jules]

It all starts so soon.

The monster from it's cacoon.

In the afternoon.

[TonyBungee]

Colts lose a tough game

As Forte and Marshall shine

But future is glimpsed.

[JSChicago]

This in not haiku

Again, this is not haiku

Soooo not a haiku

Right you are. For whatever reason, I was under the impression that there were a number of options you could choose from when creating a haiku.

I suppose I should stick to forms of poetry that are more meaningful to me ( and a lot more fun when you have a snoot full):

There was a young man from Indy

Who went to the place they call windy

He threw with great skill

And after the kill

Said this monster will not be gimpy

[mark5362]

Cutler on his rear

Superbowl champs in first year

Offense gets in gear

[Coltsman1788]

Welcome Andrew Luck

Da Bears will get acquainted

Time to pay your dues

[Coltsman1788]

Peyton is not here

The Luck era does draw near

Da Bears shake in fear

[Smonroe]

There once was a girl from Nantucket....

Oops, wrong thread...

[teganslaw]

Colts get the ball first

Luck throws touchdown score 6-0

Bears fans are silent

[JoKeR]

Can you write haikus

This line six syllables

First and third have five

[JoKeR]

It all starts so soon.

monster from it's cacoon.

In the afternoon.

Now it's fixed

Wax my car,paint the fence

Need more discipline!

[JoKeR]

First game on the road

Who's afraid of the Bears?

Colts Luck in horseshoes

[Vance]

Bears, Colts plan for game

Meanwhile, Alshon Jeffrey

Eats a glazed donut

Cutler working hard

Using his Etch-a-Sketch toy.

(Wide receiver routes)

Luck gets some Chinese

Cookie reads 'Bulls on Parade' ;)

Wonders what it means

[Vance]

There once was a game

Bears vs Colts some would say

potatoes chicken

Oh God... I'm so hungry.

Omg this wins...I was rolling