If.....

[LJpalmbeacher2]

If we WIN, we're IN.

If we LOSE, we SNOOZE

 

I know, I know, many don't think this is a worthy thread and I don't disagree. 

But this rhyme is not true every year. Sometimes years go by before it is truly relevant and I like saying it when it is relevant......yeah I need a life. LoL

 

If some have other rhymes or limericks to add describing our game vs Texans feel free to do so. 

 

So I guess the mods can delete this thread or merge it with another if they feel like it. 

 

Enjoy the game. 

[jemack]

There once was a fan from Nantucket....

Who saw the Colts lose and said @#$& ;#

It wasn't their time.

Next year they'll be fine.

I just wish Santa got me the freaking 2 bedroom LOS sky box l wished for....

Oh wait...

[indyagent17]

One day, three ducks were crossing the road

Goin' to get some soda

But they weren't looking where they were goin'

And the bus came along and hit them all

Now they're handicapped and. . .an...an...

No . . . that's pretty much it!

Handi-Quacks!

And they never got their sodaaaaaaaaa!

[DattMavis]

There is an odd team from Indy,

They bend like a tree when it’s windy,

Yet they’re somehow a game from the Wild Card fame,

This team causes stress deep within me.

 

That horse team from old Indiana,

Frank stunk like a rotten banana,

Went from Hines up the gut, now with Shane gold is struck,

Beat the Texans or trade cleats for pajamas.

[Chucklez]

9 hours ago, DattMavis said:

There is an odd team from Indy,

They bend like a tree when it’s windy,

Yet they’re somehow a game from the Wild Card fame,

This team causes stress deep within me.

 

That horse team from old Indiana,

Frank stunk like a rotten banana,

Went from Hines up the gut, now with Shane gold is struck,

Beat the Texans or trade cleats for pajamas.

Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

[lollygagger8]

What Steichen has done with this team, I am amazed

He's brought this team back from the dead w/o being fazed

 

A 9-7 record...who could conceive it? 

Beat the Texans and we're in, can you believe it? 

 

One game out w/ a backup quarterback

This emotional rollercoaster is still on the track!

 

Playoffs? Playoffs? Where do I begin? 

One more win and we are in! 

[2006Coltsbestever]

[RollerColt]

I was not expecting this thread, but by golly it's gold!

 

How about in Haiku form? 

 

Colts charge, Texans clash,

Gridiron dance unfolds fierce,

Victory roars.

[lollygagger8]

7 minutes ago, RollerColt said:

I was not expecting this thread, but by golly it's gold!

 

How about in Haiku form? 

 

Colts charge, Texans clash,

Gridiron dance unfolds fierce,

Victory roars.

[Yoshinator]

Saturday will come

The Colts will fight for their lives

Victory is sweet

[Archer]

There once was a team from Indianapolis, 

whose 2022 season left them crapulous.

their week 18 game payoff

is a trip to the playoffs,

though I don’t know how the crap it is.

[PRnum1]

Sunday night

Minshew will either be a hero

Or a complete zero

[Smonroe]

You could say I'm on the Colts forum a lot

With posts that leave me deep in thought

 

In the past, with QBs like Manning or Luck

I knew our chances were solid as a buck

 

But this season I'm confused all the same

Cause I can't figure out how this team wins a game

 

[indyagent17]

The once was a team in Indy

The open roof and windows are windy 

A man name Rico was playing

and who cares who he is dating 

[Dunk]

Positive predictions were met with scoffs

yet the Colts may make the playoffs

It's the Texans they're meeting

and hopefully beating

or next week they're all playing golf

[Stephen]

We left Baltimore  in a mayflower  truck

And endured the retirement  of luck

When Richardson's season was through 

To the rescue came minshew

Playoffs  here we come if we don't  suck

[Dunk]

There are several lads who wear blue

who are led by a dude named Minshew

If their fans can be loud 

They'll rattle young Stroud

and help bring a win for the shoe

[rock8591]

There was once a young girl from Havana

Who slipped on a peel of banana

She's about to swear

But her momma was there

So she hummed the Star-Spangled banner.

[Dunk]

So much poetic talent on this board. Maybe I'll start a thread in Misc. so all of us can post our rhymes, and maybe become famous poets or song writers or something?

[Myles]

It'll be a game that marks the rivalry for years to come.  Can the Colts hold the Texans down or can the Texans establish some dominance over the Colts.  Both teams are young and will be playing hard.  It's a pick'em to me.  

[SwedishColt]

On Saturday the Colts go to war

A battle unlike any before

 

The stands will be filled with blue and white

A lot of anitcipation on a primetime night

 

Minshew will throw and JT will run

The Houston D won't have much fun

 

One sack, two sack, three sack, four

CJ Stroud will eat the floor

 

And in the end the Shoe will win

Indy will celebrate because now they are IN!