Breaking News! Manning Will Play This Week!

[SilentHill]

That's right. You heard it here first Eli Manning will start for the Giants on MNF vs the Rams.

[Balzer40]

Attempt at humor? Swing and a miss!!!

[JoKeR]

Whiff

[SilentHill]

More of a "" got you type of humor... which I see worked as you bothered to read this ;)

[Horse Shoe Heaven]

STUPID

[ColtsHoosiersBB]

I knew what it was before I opened it.

[CollieFangirl]

[GoColts8818]

hey if nothing else this thread got you over 20 posts so you can now post as much as you want

[CollieFangirl]

hey if nothing else this thread got you over 20 posts so you can now post as much as you want

Very true, didn't think about that! Woohoo!

[GoColts8818]

and to the orginal poster...good luck with this thread you are going to need it...

[Coltssouth]

Good luck?

I vote for burning at the stake!

Made my heart skip two beats. No fair picking on us gulliable people.

[crazyrob]

Yawn.

[JCPatriot]

Made my heart skip two beats. No fair picking on us gulliable people.

Which is why this should be in NFL General. Not Colts related. (hint, hint)

[Smonroe]

Ya got me! I thought you were talking about Danieal.

[JoKeR]

So is Harrison ....

[Coltssouth]

Which is why this should be in NFL General. Not Colts related. (hint, hint)

Perhaps. But it does lose the "what?" factor in the NFL General section which I'm sure the op meant which is why he posted it here.

True . . . it does not concern Colts football, but as a joke it had me going for a minute.

Not funny imo, but cute at the attempt of humor which we all could use more of.

[GoColts8818]

Perhaps. But it does lose the "what?" factor in the NFL General section which I'm sure the op meant which is why he posted it here.

True . . . it does not concern Colts football, but as a joke it had me going for a minute.

Not funny imo, but cute at the attempt of humor which we all could use more of.

Hey it's not a negative thread I'll take it at this point

[Coltsfan911]

:slaphead:

[Andy]

Thanks for wasting a thread. *... smh

[eaglejoe8]

I knew what it was before I opened it.

Ditto.

[Greenoughrunner]

Can be ban people from this or how about we smash all his computers ha ha ha ha :tvhammer:

[BillCowher]

I'm on a three post a day limit? Are you serious....you should limit posts like this!

[Robin]

Ban op

[Smitto]

Fail, actually thought there was some possibility before i clicked on this thread.

[WoolMagnet]

I knew what it was before I opened it.

Yea, me too.

But I still had to open it to see if someone was that dense.

You forgot about Danieal manning on the Texans. duh.

[Blue Horseshoe]

I figured it would be a picture of a paper football or something

[WoolMagnet]

I'm on a three post a day limit? Are you serious....you should limit posts like this!

hey Bill, your post just spit all over my keyboard!

Thanks alot.

[John Waylon]

There's an art to being funny. Like being ridiculously untruthful and saying something like Peyton isn't really hurt, he's just faking it:

http://lolcoltz.blogspot.com/2011/09/lolcoltz-exclusive-manning-faking.html

Or that he's going to shock the football world and come out throwing with his left arm:

http://lolcoltz.blogspot.com/2011/09/news-peyton-manning-to-throw-with-his.html

Bait and switches are tough to pull off, but highly effective when done correctly. This one wasn't done that well, unfortunately.

[Coltssouth]

Closing thread. An attempt at humor which was obvioulsly a problem with various posters considering the op's negative reputation points.