What's Worse Than 0-5?

[John Waylon]

I'll start this weeks list!

Photos of Madonna.

[IndyTrav]

Realizing you need toliet paper 2 min to late.

I'll start this weeks list!

Photos of Madonna.

Funny Story. Friend of mine was based in Calf. several years back (80s) and was at a party and met Maddona. He asked if the cones were real (madonna joke) and she told him to find out for himself. Gave em a squeze. They were. She smiled and walked away. End of story.

Now she's British BTW, whats up w/ that? Youre the material girl, not from Liverpool.

[John Waylon]

Curtis Painter's production in the second half yesterday.

Realizing you need toliet paper 2 min to late.

I was under the impression this is what they made shower curtains for. Have I been wrong for the past 23 years?

Maybe that's why no one invites me over to their house... Hmm....

[Malakai432]

John Cusak in 2012 or Rebecca Black singing "Friday."

Or

Jacob Lacey

[IndyTrav]

Curtis Painter's production in the second half yesterday.

I was under the impression this is what they made shower curtains for.

There are curtains for your shower?!?!?!!?

[Moose Of Woe]

John Cusak in 2012 or Rebecca Black singing "Friday."

Or

Jacob Lacey

I see your Jacob Lacey and raise you Terrence Johnson! The CURSE of Tim Jennings #23!

[John Waylon]

Johnny Jolly's drug habit! (ZING!)

I see your Jacob Lacey and raise you Terrence Johnson! The CURSE of Tim Jennings #23!

HA! One more bad week from TJ and I was going to point out the similarities: #23, and the initials TJ

It IS a curse. Has to be.

[Malakai432]

Definitely a curse.

[GwinnettColt]

What's worse?

Jacob Lacey or walking in on your mother-in-law as she's drying off.

[JoKeR]

#23 should be banned by the Colts after Johnson is jettisoned.

And then removed from seat numbers and row numbers, you can never be too sure.

[Barkman76]

Forget drafting Luck or anything in the 1st rd unless its a hard hitting LB or a big physical cb. It would be worse to go 0-6 losing to a Mike Bleepin Brown owned Bengal team whos fans brag about beating us in preseason 2 yrs ago.

[ruksak]

My ex-wife....

[jackbutton96]

What's worse?

Jacob Lacey or walking in on your mother-in-law as she's drying off.

depends, is she hot?

[ruksak]

depends, is she hot?

Who? Jacob Lacey? No, she's not.

[Robin]

no one said 0-6

but yeah pretty much our entire coach staff

[joo 2h]

oh and 10

[BOTT]

being desperate enough to resign dan muir.....

[thetigerfox]

Being 0-11 Watching this team go into New England to have Brady destroy us before the second quarter even starts.

[horsehead213]

I say we get chef ramsay as our coach!!!whos with me!!!lol jk

[horsehead213]

aahhhh how id love to see lacey get a chewing out by ramsay lol

[Malakai432]

I say we get chef ramsay as our coach!!!whos with me!!!lol jk

He would be perfect + all our players would know how to cook. It's a win win.

[horsehead213]

GENIUS!!

[horsehead213]

just think painter is talking to the press and says"yeah we might be 0-5 but i did make that fabulous wellington yesterday"

[LUVTHESHOE]

dn4192 defense of this coaching staff!!!!

[Moose Of Woe]

He would be perfect + all our players would know how to cook. It's a win win.

I don't know about being able to cook, but our defense gets toasted plenty as is.

[jgstriker]

Having an unemployed David Garrard turn down your offer to be your starting cornerback when he is looking for a job?

[NM_Colts]

I say we get chef ramsay as our coach!!!whos with me!!!lol jk

I'd bet we could hear those half-time adjustments all the way to NM.

"What the BLEEEEEEEEEEP do you think you're doing out there????"

[cmgww]

being the "Dream Team" Eagles and being 1-4....0-5 sucks but at least w have somewhat of an excuse w/ Manning being out...no one here was self glossing the Colts the Dream Team before the season started

[drew]

Losing to Baltimore at their home field. You know they will be out for blood.

Colts might go 4-12.

Right now it's about hoping for the best.

[John Waylon]

being desperate enough to resign dan muir.....

This is this week's winner so far...

[Fx Stryker]

I see your Jacob Lacey and raise you Terrence Johnson! The CURSE of Tim Jennings #23!

Johnny Jolly's drug habit! (ZING!)

HA! One more bad week from TJ and I was going to point out the similarities: #23, and the initials TJ

It IS a curse. Has to be.

Why did we get rid of Tim Jennings? I don't remember.

[cmgww]

Why did we get rid of Tim Jennings? I don't remember.

Umm...bc he sucked? Not that any of these jokers are any better.....but one Lacey is enough. And that's what he was. People tend to forget Lacey had a decent first season w the Colts.

[chrisfarley]

The girl sitting on the bathtub edge in "HALL PASS".

[hurricane1122]

Why did we get rid of Tim Jennings? I don't remember.

partly due to the fact that brandon marshall caught 21 passes (nfl record) against him in a game.

[John Waylon]

"Hot in Cleveland"

Yeah, I said it. It sucks.

[ruksak]

What

Edited October 11, 2011 by ruksak

[John Waylon]

Johnny Jolly's drug habit! (ZING!)

Whenever I hear Richard Pryor's "Wino and the Junkie" from "That ******'s Crazy" it makes me think of Jolly.

[OJl]

What is worse than 0-5?

Lots of stuff...

Being a crack *.

Being Canadian.

Being the lady who got her face eaten by Travis the chimp.

Being the new leader of Al Qaeda.

Being Jacob Lacey's future in the NFL.

Being a Michael Bay movie.

Being a hot chick around Ben Roethlisberger.

[John Waylon]

What is worse than 0-5?

Lots of stuff...

Being a crack *.

Being Canadian.

Being the lady who got her face eaten by Travis the chimp.

Being the new leader of Al Qaeda.

Being Jacob Lacey's future in the NFL.

Being a Michael Bay movie.

Being a hot chick around Ben Roethlisberger.

Don't blow your load after week 5. We've got 11 more weeks to go, and double digit losses is a distinct possibility.

We'll have one of these treads each week.

What's worse than 0-5?

An episode of "jersey shore".

[The Fish]

having Bengals fans sympathy if we go 0-6