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John Waylon

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Realizing you need toliet paper 2 min to late.

I'll start this weeks list!

Photos of Madonna.

Funny Story. Friend of mine was based in Calf. several years back (80s) and was at a party and met Maddona. He asked if the cones were real (madonna joke) and she told him to find out for himself. Gave em a squeze. They were. She smiled and walked away. End of story.

Now she's British BTW, whats up w/ that? Youre the material girl, not from Liverpool.

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Curtis Painter's production in the second half yesterday.

Realizing you need toliet paper 2 min to late.

I was under the impression this is what they made shower curtains for. Have I been wrong for the past 23 years?

Maybe that's why no one invites me over to their house... Hmm....

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I see your Jacob Lacey and raise you Terrence Johnson! The CURSE of Tim Jennings #23!

Johnny Jolly's drug habit! (ZING!)

HA! One more bad week from TJ and I was going to point out the similarities: #23, and the initials TJ

It IS a curse. Has to be.

Why did we get rid of Tim Jennings? I don't remember.

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Why did we get rid of Tim Jennings? I don't remember.

Umm...bc he sucked? Not that any of these jokers are any better.....but one Lacey is enough. And that's what he was. People tend to forget Lacey had a decent first season w the Colts.

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What is worse than 0-5?

Lots of stuff...

Being a crack *.

Being Canadian.

Being the lady who got her face eaten by Travis the chimp.

Being the new leader of Al Qaeda.

Being Jacob Lacey's future in the NFL.

Being a Michael Bay movie.

Being a hot chick around Ben Roethlisberger.

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What is worse than 0-5?

Lots of stuff...

Being a crack *.

Being Canadian.

Being the lady who got her face eaten by Travis the chimp.

Being the new leader of Al Qaeda.

Being Jacob Lacey's future in the NFL.

Being a Michael Bay movie.

Being a hot chick around Ben Roethlisberger.

Don't blow your load after week 5. We've got 11 more weeks to go, and double digit losses is a distinct possibility.

We'll have one of these treads each week.

What's worse than 0-5?

An episode of "jersey shore".

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