The All Encompassing Joe Flacco

[The Old Crow]

I think this thread will be as boring as Joe is.

[HungarianColtsFan]

Oh no... the elite...the 8th wonder of the world, the football god... did I miss something?

[The Old Crow]

He eats chicken mc nuggets after signing his huge contract, he schleps back to NJ to change diapers , his father calls him boring, his wife is not a model .......

[MR. Blueblood]

He eats chicken mc nuggets after signing his huge contract, he schleps back to NJ to change diapers , his father calls him boring, his wife is not a model .......

but man this guy wins road playoff games

[The Old Crow]

This thread will never get locked because it is boring.

[MJD42]

He eats chicken mc nuggets after signing his huge contract, he schleps back to NJ to change diapers , his father calls him boring, his wife is not a model .......

lol at that last point. Joe could never land a model ...

[pgt_rob]

lol at that last point. Joe could never land a model ...

 

More of a chance than you could.

[MJD42]

More of a chance than you could.

I am married to one. Models like men with money AND good looks. Joe is sorely lacking in the latter department.

[pgt_rob]

I am married to one. Models like men with money AND good looks. Joe is sorely lacking in the latter department.

 

I am married to one as well.

[MJD42]

I am married to one as well.

Then you know what I am talking about.  ;)

[amfootball]

I am married to one. Models like men with money AND good looks. Joe is sorely lacking in the latter department.

Looking at your avatar, are you a musician? Models dig musicians.

[The Old Crow]

Predictably Joe has no Giselle. He married his high school sweetheart Dana, and they have two sons. His endorsements are Pizza Hut, McDonalds, and First Mariner Bank.

Howard Cosell once said the only thing to do in Baltimore is watch hubcaps rust. Joe is our kind of guy.

[jvan1973]

Looking at your avatar, are you a musician? Models dig musicians.

Most musicians are broke

[21isSuperman]

I think this thread will be as boring as Joe is.

There is nothing boring about a man rocking some handlebars.  That's a man living on the edge

 

[21isSuperman]

Joe Flacco sleeps 8 hours a night.

Joe Flacco never speeds through a yellow light.

Joe Flacco's favourite food is white rice

Joe Flacco drinks 8 glasses of water a day

[21isSuperman]

On Halloween, Joe Flacco makes a ghost costume by putting a bed sheet over his head

[amfootball]

Predictably Joe has no Giselle. He married his high school sweetheart Dana, and they have two sons. His endorsements are Pizza Hut, McDonalds, and First Mariner Bank.

Howard Cosell once said the only thing to do in Baltimore is watch hubcaps rust. Joe is our kind of guy.

Didn't Eli marry his high school sweetheart as well?

[Flash7]

I heard Joe Flacco once ran with scissors in his hands.....yeah, scissors!

[21isSuperman]

I heard Joe Flacco once ran with scissors in his hands.....yeah, scissors!

Joe Flacco wears knee and wrist pads when he rollerblades

[Flash7]

Joe Flacco wears knee and wrist pads when he rollerblades

Joe Flacco's sleep number is 50 -- not to hard and not too soft, just right.

[21isSuperman]

Joe Flacco's sleep number is 50 -- not to hard and not too soft, just right.

Joe Flacco likes to discuss the weather

[The Old Crow]

Didn't Eli marry his high school sweetheart as well?

I'm not sure, but he seems like a model marrying kind of guy.

[The Old Crow]

Joe' s father Steve Flacco: "Joe is dull, Joe is bland. Joe is as dull as the media portrays, he is dull. I wonder where he got it from."

[Detectacon]

About 1:30 in...some explicit content. But this fits the convo very well....

 

Mod edit: video contains strong language

 

 

 

EDIT!!!! MODS...Please remove if not appropriate. This has way more foul language than I ever realized. I thought it would just attach a link and not the video itself. My apologies.

[Flash7]

Joe Flacco likes to discuss the weather

Joe Flacco likes warm oatmeal.

[21isSuperman]

Joe Flacco likes warm oatmeal.

In the summer, Joe Flacco wears a t-shirt.  In winter, he wears a sweater

[The Old Crow]

[Flash7]

In the summer, Joe Flacco wears a t-shirt.  In winter, he wears a sweater

Joe Flacco's favorite color is beige.

[21isSuperman]

Joe Flacco's favorite color is beige.

Joe Flacco wears socks with sandals (I'm starting to run out of these )

[BOTT]

I am married to one. Models like men with money AND good looks. Joe is sorely lacking in the latter department.

Subtle brag

Rich/famous men get hot women....always have.

[Bluefire4]

It would be a real shock if Flacco was caught doing something crazy.. like leading police on a high-speed chase.

[Synthetic]

Most musicians are broke

 

Depends on what musicians you are referring to.

[jvan1973]

Depends on what musicians you are referring to.

Most