Things To Do To Make The Last 6 Games Enjoyable

[Jaric]

It's time to get creative Colts fans. It used to be we could just tune in and watch and there would be a pretty good chance we'd enjoy ourselves just doing that. Well, no longer. We're going to have to work for it.

For example, at my house, first downs, are the new touchdowns. We go nuts when they get a first down. It's actually kind of fun (we've long since given up any and all hope of a win this year) to find yourself rooting for lowered expectations.

[deedub75]

I think people just get on the game day chat line and chat about things other than the game.

[Blue Horseshoe]

Defensive 3 & outs are heroic goal line stands starting on the 1 yard line.

Touchback returns or other returns to the 20 are touchdown returns.

[Jaric]

Defensive 3 & outs are heroic goal line stands starting on the 1 yard line.

Touchback returns or other returns to the 20 are touchdown returns.

Ooooo....

Might have to try that with the defense.

[sfergson727]

Things to do? I'm thinking doing something other than watching or listening to the game. Perhaps exercising, cleaning the house, pulling your toe nails off with some rusty pliers....Any of those would be more pleasant than watching the train wreck in action.

But who am I kidding, I'll suffer through each game just like all the others here.

[Freenyfan102]

For evey missed tackle the colts miss take a shot of your favorite drink.....

[BIGugly]

Things to do? I'm thinking doing something other than watching or listening to the game. Perhaps exercising, cleaning the house, pulling your toe nails off with some rusty pliers....Any of those would be more pleasant than watching the train wreck in action.

But who am I kidding, I'll suffer through each game just like all the others here.

Well, we had donuts, coffee cake, veggies n dip, chips n salsa, apples n caramel dip, Brats, Burgers, Chili, Wings, Beany Weanies, Sloppy Joes, beer, Bloody Marys.

I'm thinkin' more beer.....????

[Jaric]

For evey missed tackle the colts miss take a shot of your favorite drink.....

Yeah, well having my stomach pumped doesn't sound like a good way to spend a sunday afternoon.

[Freenyfan102]

yeah but you dont have to watch the terrible game

[Blue Horseshoe]

yeah but you dont have to watch the terrible game

All he has to do is take a peek at the game and he won't need to have his stomach pumped.

The Colt defense will take care of that problem for him but he might need to clean the carpet.

[Jaric]

All he has to do is take a peek at the game and he won't need to have his stomach pumped.

The Colt defense will take care of that problem for him but he might need to clean the carpet.

If New England drops a 50 burger on us (which I'm expecting) I might just crap my pants to complete the experience.

[Nadine]

It's time to get creative Colts fans. It used to be we could just tune in and watch and there would be a pretty good chance we'd enjoy ourselves just doing that. Well, no longer. We're going to have to work for it.

For example, at my house, first downs, are the new touchdowns. We go nuts when they get a first down. It's actually kind of fun (we've long since given up any and all hope of a win this year) to find yourself rooting for lowered expectations.

Same at my house. Although, I still find myself having higher expectations......like being in jaguar territory a second time

.......only to be intercepted AGAIN.

It is just brutal watching these games. Hope will crush you.

I need the bye week............maybe more than the team does

[MTC]

Thinking about next season

[mark_dk]

Defensive 3 & outs are heroic goal line stands starting on the 1 yard line.

Touchback returns or other returns to the 20 are touchdown returns.

everytime painter actually hits one of his own I celebrate like a succesful Hail Mary pass.

[basketballsteve]

At my house we celebrate a game without a Curtis Painter fumble or interception by awarding Curtis with an honorary perfect QB rating.

[CollieFangirl]

Got to go to the chatroom. Its the only way to make the game worth watching

[sfergson727]

Got to go to the chatroom. Its the only way to make the game worth watching

Yes, it goes along with the theory of 'misery loves company'....I know exactly what you mean.

[coltfaninnewyork]

Drink heavily

[sb2001]

For every interception take an article of clothing off. For every TD put something on. Oh yeah turn the heat off for a chilling experience.

[Jaric]

Same at my house. Although, I still find myself having higher expectations......like being in jaguar territory a second time

.......only to be intercepted AGAIN.

It is just brutal watching these games. Hope will crush you.

I need the bye week............maybe more than the team does

You've got to let go of hope my dear. At least for now.

I believe they'll bounce back, I just think it might take awhile.

[John Dee]

Just simple improvement. Since the Pitt game... this team has regressed... A LOT.

I just wish the sweater vest would get a shot to "fire" this team up... I know he would.

[Jaric]

Just simple improvement. Since the Pitt game... this team has regressed... A LOT.

I just wish the sweater vest would get a shot to "fire" this team up... I know he would.

Maybe if Caldwell wore a sweater vest?

I mean, it worked for Dungy. Can't hurt...

[coltfily]

Definitely go to the chat room on Sundays. I don't get the Colt game in my market and I definitely not driving to a sport bar to witness the carnage each week (I would need Betty Ford Clinic). The chat room keeps me informed of the blow by blow details while providing comic relief with the on going commentary.