jtcoltsfan Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 To the tune of 'Candle in the Wind'I wrote it (changed the lyrics) tell me what you think.. :-)Goodbye Tim TebowThough we never thought you could throwYou had the speed of a running backBut your passes were too shortThey crawled out of the woodworkAnd they all Tebow’d in vainThey put you on the marketAnd they made you change your teamchorusAnd it seems to me you were a BroncoLike a candle in the windNever knowing who to pass toWhen the O-line caved inAnd I would have liked to have seen youComplete a slant pattern passYour job in Denver's over nowManning’s now the manThe media was toughThe toughest role you ever playedManning is a superstarAnd a trade is the price you payAnd when you Tebow’dOh the press they hounded youAll the papers had to sayWas that Manning was replacing you[repeat chorus]Goodbye Tim TebowThough we never thought you could throwYou had the speed of a running backBut your passes were too shortGoodbye Tim TebowFrom the fans at Invesco FieldWho see you as more than a running backExcept when Peyton takes the fieldBe gentle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coltman51 Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Not bad, gave me a chuckle. Maybe headed down to Miami, they are running out of options. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtcoltsfan Posted March 19, 2012 Author Share Posted March 19, 2012 So is San Fran - whoops!Eggs, meet basket.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esidery Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 He might be backing up luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coltman51 Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 No, don't bring him here. Don't need a diva in the organization. Let him stay in Denver or find another home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaylaD Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 He just needs to realize he makes a better fullback and get a job somewhere as just that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
presto123 Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 I don't know why they wouldn't keep him and run a wildcat type thing on third and short. If he only has to pick up 2 or 3 yards I think he could do it almost every time. I have no idea what he makes so maybe it's too expensive to keep Tebow and Manning but Tebow is one heck of an athlete. He has to find a job somewhere you would think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtcoltsfan Posted March 19, 2012 Author Share Posted March 19, 2012 I don't know why they wouldn't keep him and run a wildcat type thing on third and short. If he only has to pick up 2 or 3 yards I think he could do it almost every time. I have no idea what he makes so maybe it's too expensive to keep Tebow and Manning but Tebow is one heck of an athlete. He has to find a job somewhere you would think.I do agree with you and definitely wrote the song with pure humor in mind. The Broncos can benefit from keeping him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jemack Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Good song, Now do one about him using Aqualung for the tune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shakedownstreet Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 that's terrible. but being a big elton fan you get a +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poster X Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Sir Elton John writes the song for Marilyn Monroe, then rewrites it Princess Diana, and now we have a Tim Tebow version. Yikes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jemack Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 that's terrible. but being a big elton fan you get a +1... So goodbye Co-lo-ra-do. Where i hope you'll eternally burn.You can't plant me as your Fullback. Miami'll give me a turn.A team with no functional means to compete. Playin' like horny back toadsOh I've finally decided my future lies beyond colora-do ohhhhhh, ohhhhhhhhhhhh, ohhhhhhhhhh, oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
presto123 Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 ... So goodbye Co-lo-ra-do. Where i hope you'll eternally burn.You can't plant me as your Fullback. Miami'll give me a turn.A team with no functional means to compete. Playin' like horny back toadsOh I've finally decided my future lies beyond colora-do ohhhhhh, ohhhhhhhhhhhh, ohhhhhhhhhh, ohGood lines other than the third one doesn't quite flow like the other ones. For the third line I would have put: I was the man of the hour.....with Manning it had to turn sour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peytongirl Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 jtcoltsfan, that was really good. I like Tebow just fine, but I laughed so hard. Talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subvet Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 To the tune of 'Candle in the Wind'I wrote it (changed the lyrics) tell me what you think.. :-)Goodbye Tim TebowThough we never thought you could throwYou had the speed of a running backBut your passes were too shortThey crawled out of the woodworkAnd they all Tebow’d in vainThey put you on the marketAnd they made you change your teamchorusAnd it seems to me you were a BroncoLike a candle in the windNever knowing who to pass toWhen the O-line caved inAnd I would have liked to have seen youComplete a slant pattern passYour job in Denver's over nowManning’s now the manThe media was toughThe toughest role you ever playedManning is a superstarAnd a trade is the price you payAnd when you Tebow’dOh the press they hounded youAll the papers had to sayWas that Manning was replacing you[repeat chorus]Goodbye Tim TebowThough we never thought you could throwYou had the speed of a running backBut your passes were too shortGoodbye Tim TebowFrom the fans at Invesco FieldWho see you as more than a running backExcept when Peyton takes the fieldBe gentle!Good effort but keep your day job......lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jemack Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Good lines other than the third one doesn't quite flow like the other ones. For the third line I would have put:I was the man of the hour.....with Manning it had to turn sour.That verse is tricky....Back to the howlin ol' owl in the woods.Ateam with no functional means to compete. Eh, close enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruksak Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 In the last 20 hours or so, I have heard some of the stupidest, most biased and unrelentingly foolish comments I have ever heard in the wide world of sports in regard to Tebow."Is Manning REALLY an upgrade over Tebow"? per ESPN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gramz Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 In the last 20 hours or so, I have heard some of the stupidest, most biased and unrelentingly foolish comments I have ever heard in the wide world of sports in regard to Tebow."Is Manning REALLY an upgrade over Tebow"? per ESPN Was that a SERIOUS comment...??? C'mon Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruksak Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Was that a SERIOUS comment...??? C'mon Man.Worse yet was Skip Bayless immeadiatly afterward saying "Of all the teams pursuing Manning, going back to even the Redskins, all of them, the Broncos were by far the worst team". Arizona did not make the playoffs.Seattle did not make the playoffs.Tennessee did not make the playoffs. Washington did not make the playoffs.Denver WON a playoff game with Tim Tebow. I rest my case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gramz Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Worse yet was Skip Bayless immeadiatly afterward saying "Of all the teams pursuing Manning, going back to even the Redskins, all of them, the Broncos were by far the worst team".Arizona did not make the playoffs.Seattle did not make the playoffs.Tennessee did not make the playoffs.Washington did not make the playoffs.Denver WON a playoff game with Tim Tebow.I rest my case. Skip is "clearly" delusional or "clueless" or a case of sour grapes, who knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrentMc11 Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Worse yet was Skip Bayless immeadiatly afterward saying "Of all the teams pursuing Manning, going back to even the Redskins, all of them, the Broncos were by far the worst team".Arizona did not make the playoffs.Seattle did not make the playoffs.Tennessee did not make the playoffs.Washington did not make the playoffs.Denver WON a playoff game with Tim Tebow.I rest my case.Poor Skip is a Tebow lover. He is on Mike&Mike for Greeny...I will not repeat some of the things he is saying....Tebow could not survive the extreme Bronco schedule. Peyton will need to be on his game too. Is it football season yet Ruk??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrentMc11 Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Skip is "clearly" delusional or "clueless" or a case of sour grapes, who knows.Skip is just like half of the Bronco fan base......Tebow mania was real, and people all across the nation loved him. I even tuned in to watch, and I think he is not a QB prospect. He does/did win......did Curtis Painter? {sic} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrentMc11 Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Was that a SERIOUS comment...??? C'mon Man.I am laughing out loud....where is Cris Carter when you need him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruksak Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Is it football season yet Ruk???6 months. sixlong months Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrentMc11 Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 6 months.sixlongmonthsYou had to remind me!! I will be interested in training camp more than ever. This is the most important training camp since 1998 for the franchise, and our young OL needs i!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jemack Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Good lines other than the third one doesn't quite flow like the other ones. For the third line I would have put:I was the man of the hour.....with Manning it had to turn sour.Well put.. You've heard "Danny Baily"?Some punk with a ball point,signed ol' Peyton Manning.For millions,In the lobby of a Denver hotel.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruksak Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1PQh0knAD80#!I lol'd"You can still write John 3:16Cuz our new savior is Peyton Manning" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now