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Local Ricker's gas stations, Luck or Manning...who ya got?


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For a few weeks now, the local Ricker's stations have been asking at their stores, via their touch screen kiosk at the cash register, which QB is your favorite? You can pick Luck or Manning. I always pick Luck bc I am a Colts fan first. I would love to see the overall response...don't get me wrong. I will always love Manning, but Luck is our QB now.

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I just got back from camping and I ran into a friendly squirrel. He was yelling obscenities at me and even stabbed me with what appeared to be a sharpened walnut shell. We hung out and had a few drinks, but I had a bit too much and now, I'm stuck paying child support for this weird mutant half-squirrel, half-human foul mouthed mutant baby thing. 

 

Things aren't so good in my life because I make terrible decisions when I drink. 

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I just got back from camping and I ran into a friendly squirrel. He was yelling obscenities at me and even stabbed me with what appeared to be a sharpened walnut shell. We hung out and had a few drinks, but I had a bit too much and now, I'm stuck paying child support for this weird mutant half-squirrel, half-human foul mouthed mutant baby thing. 

 

Things aren't so good in my life because I make terrible decisions when I drink. 

:lol:

 

I nominate this post as the  :goat:

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I just got back from camping and I ran into a friendly squirrel. He was yelling obscenities at me and even stabbed me with what appeared to be a sharpened walnut shell. We hung out and had a few drinks, but I had a bit too much and now, I'm stuck paying child support for this weird mutant half-squirrel, half-human foul mouthed mutant baby thing.

Things aren't so good in my life because I make terrible decisions when I drink.

Way to make light of the hardships Squirrel-human hybrids face in this country.

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