Peyton's Absence Passing Yards Conspiracy. (Joke Thread)

[Fx Stryker]

I just posted this in another thread. Thought it was funny.

What if there was so many passing yards because they were making up for Peyton's absence.

Brees - 5476 yards

Brady - 5253 yards

Stafford - 5038 yards

Eli - 4933 yards

Rodgers - 4643 yards

Peyton - 0 Yards

All six Qb's totaled 25325 yards. Average it out 4220 yards. Peyton's career average is 4217 yards. They were throwing for Peyton. Woooooh, Mind blown.

Of course not serious.

[ReMeDy]

I think it makes perfect sense. The QB's felt bad for Peyton, so they collectively said to themselves, "PEYTON!... WE SHALL FIGHT FOR YOUZ!!!"

[ConBro]

[ThatOneColtFan]

Makes you wonder, would Peyton have passed 5000 yds this year?

[FireJimCaldwell]

Makes you wonder, would Peyton have passed 5000 yds this year?

If healthy the only thing that would have prevented that would have been coaching...

[Fx Stryker]

If healthy the only thing that would have prevented that would have been coaching...

Or the football gods, They had to keep the balance of yards. That's with the explosion of yards this year.

[GoPats]

If healthy the only thing that would have prevented that would have been coaching...

Good point. Caldwell's aborted plan to rest his starters beginning in Week 4 would have killed the chances of that...

[Gonzo]

Good point. Caldwell's aborted plan to rest his starters beginning in Week 4 would have killed the chances of that...

They would have been so healthy for the playoffs too...

[FireJimCaldwell]

Good point. Caldwell's aborted plan to rest his starters beginning in Week 4 would have killed the chances of that...

I just wish Manning could have played the majority of his career with a coach that was half of the aggressiveness as Belichick. The #'s would have been scary. Yet we had two of the most passive coaches out there.

[ThatOneColtFan]

I just wish Manning could have played the majority of his career with a coach that was half of the aggressiveness as Belichick. The #'s would have been scary. Yet we had two of the most passive coaches out there.

Wow, I never thought of that. We've had some pretty conservative coaches haven't we?

[mouthofsouth]

I just wish Manning could have played the majority of his career with a coach that was half of the aggressiveness as Belichick. The #'s would have been scary. Yet we had two of the most passive coaches out there.

I would have even settled for a Tom Coughlin.