An Update On Peyton And His Surgery...

[TubaGuy]

Okay, we ALL needed something to lighten up the mood!! Here's my contribution!

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/peyton-manning-says-he-will-play-in-colts-opener-a,21208/

[Rich Cannon]

Okay, we ALL needed something to lighten up the mood!! Here's my contribution!

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/peyton-manning-says-he-will-play-in-colts-opener-a,21208/

good one lol

[jskinnz]

Okay, we ALL needed something to lighten up the mood!! Here's my contribution!

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/peyton-manning-says-he-will-play-in-colts-opener-a,21208/

And I thought you were trying to lighten the mood with your Leinart for Hughes trade idea ;)

[DILLIGAFER]

lol

good one.

[Smitto]

I want a kimbo slice beard

[shakedownstreet]

that's just wrong... lol

[JoKeR]

I love the Onion...in other news

Philip Rivers was suspended for fist pumping in preseason.

James Brown returns from the offseason with tie knot 3 times larger!

[ReMeDy]

Maybe Peyton can teach Collins how to be a robot.

[21isSuperman]

That's awesome! rotfl

[Mildlysane]

First post! Thanks for that....it was great.

[Yehoodi]

that was funny, thanks for posting, the Onion always does a good job . . .

[JoKeR]

Always read the bottom, where ESPN puts scores and other useful info, the onion puts alot of satire.

[Bleedin Blue]

I love the supposed quote by Manning...

"After Consulting carefully with myself and seeking my advice, I have concluded that I must do what is best for me, my team, and my sport of football."

...Has become the team equipment manager, cooks the team meals, and flies the team on the team plane...lol!