You've gone too far as a fan when....

[shakedownstreet]

 5. A Christmas day dinner consists of you and the entire Colts lineup, only they are Fatheads.

 

[USAFHoosier]

#1 - You spend $3,000 dollars, travel 10,000 miles, and give yourself alcohol poisoning to see a game.

That wouldn't be you here recently would it lol.

[NewEra]

I burned a pair of Colts socks after Mondays loss... Every time I wore them, the team laid a big fat egg...

Good job Buck! Trust me, was already thinking of what I did Mon night to change it. Lol

[USAFHoosier]

Last season every time we made a crazy comeback was right after my brother turned the game off.  I started calling him and telling him to do just that and it worked every time....

[NewEra]

My version of the top 10.

10. When you special order the toilet paper to have the Patriots players and coaches pictures on it.

9. When you reach into the closet on game day you find a Mike Pagel jersey.

8. When you ban any item Patriots related from entering your home. (This is on full effect am my house 24/7)

7. When it snows you dye you lawn blue.

6. When playing catch with your son, instead of telling him he throws like a girl. You say he throws like a Curtis Painter.

5. A Christmas day dinner consists of you and the entire Colts lineup, only they are Fatheads.

4. You have taken a bucket of blue paint and a paint brush and added your very own to the family mini van.

3. When you go directly from watching the entire game on T.V. to the internet to look up post game highlights.

2. When you troll opponents message boards after a win.

1. When you actually spend the time to come up with a top 10 list.

# 6 is awesome!! Spit coffee out on that one.

I may have to use that. I have a 2 year old son. He's actually a little brute.

[Buck Showalter]

My version of the top 10.

 

10. When you special order the toilet paper to have the Patriots players and coaches pictures on it.

 

 9. When you reach into the closet on game day you find a Mike Pagel jersey.

 

 8. When you ban any item Patriots related from entering your home. (This is on full effect am my house 24/7)

 

 7. When it snows you dye you lawn blue.

 

 6. When playing catch with your son, instead of telling him he throws like a girl. You say he throws like a Curtis Painter.

 

 5. A Christmas day dinner consists of you and the entire Colts lineup, only they are Fatheads.

 

 4. You have taken a bucket of blue paint and a paint brush and added your very own   to the family mini van.

 

 3. When you go directly from watching the entire game on T.V. to the internet to look up post game highlights.

 

 2. When you troll opponents message boards after a win.

 

 1. When you actually spend the time to come up with a top 10 list.

#8

Recently rented a car to take on vacation, the jerks at enterprise gave me a Jeep patriot, I despised every minute of driving the thing...

[GOCOLTS_ROLLTIDE]

When the colts aren't playing you cheer for whoever is playing the Patriots as if there the colts. .. (Houston Texans excluded )

[jemack]

 My version of the top 10.

 

10. When you special order the toilet paper to have the Patriots players and coaches pictures on it.

 

 9. When you reach into the closet on game day you find a Mike Pagel jersey.

 

 8. When you ban any item Patriots related from entering your home. (This is on full effect am my house 24/7)

 

 7. When it snows you dye you lawn blue.

 

 6. When playing catch with your son, instead of telling him he throws like a girl. You say he throws like a Curtis Painter.

 

 5. A Christmas day dinner consists of you and the entire Colts lineup, only they are Fatheads.

 

 4. You have taken a bucket of blue paint and a paint brush and added your very own   to the family mini van.

 

 3. When you go directly from watching the entire game on T.V. to the internet to look up post game highlights.

 

 2. When you troll opponents message boards after a win.

 

 1. When you actually spend the time to come up with a top 10 list.

LOL Nice list. Except #1 should be; When you actually take the time to jack another fan's top 10 list.

[ClamChowdah]

You buy a Broncos jersey and cut it in half and join it together with half a Colts jersey.