Interesting ways to describe players

[chrisfarley]

Jim Harbaugh's description of Alex Smith: "He's as tough as a 2-dollar steak."

Gus Johnson said Chris Johnson had "getting away from the cops speed."

Jim Harbaugh's description of the perfect fullback:

"Especially if you can get a fullback, a man who lives a spartan life, who goes to bed and dreams about physical confrontation and getting from Point A to Point B to go hit somebody."

nonsense Report:  Russell "Hustle Bustle Mounds of Man Muscle" Wilson

Gilbert Brown: the Gravedigger

Doug Martin = Muscle Hampster

Chuck Pagano called MJD a "rolling ball of butcher knives"

Ronnie Lott by saying "This guy has versatility that makes a swiss army knife jealous"

MJD, Pocket Hercules

Gruden calling Michael Turner 'Road Rage' less than 12 hours before he got pinched for DUI & speeding was a nice piece of foreshadowing.

[crazycolt1]

Those are pretty funny.  Tougher than a $2 steak?

[BigQandTheManiac]

Getting away from cops speed???? Lol

[BrentMc11]

I am sure there are others too.  I'd like to see more.    

[21isSuperman]

Gruden has a lot of funny sayings.  "You're happier than a dog with 14 bones in his bucket!"