Humor: Player Names based on Position

[southwest1]

Willie "Wide Right" Williams-FG Kicker

 

Tommy "Minute Man" Matthews-QB [That refers to the crunch time of the field not happy hour with his girlfriend BTW.]

 

Simon "Shut Down" Carter-CB

 

Clarence Crackenbaum-Center

 

Shawn "Stuterstep" Franklin-RB 

[southwest1]

Geaux F. Tew - QB, RB, WR, TE

Sven Points - QB, RB, WR, TE

Rush F. Yards - QB, RB, WR, TE

Sixy Picks - DB and/or entire defense

T.D. Luck - QB only

K.O. Braidy - K (If I said, I'd be banned!)

Clever spelling there CS. My guess is that he's from the Ukraine or Prague. 

[Indianapolis-Colts-Fan]

Matthew Steam Stickem - TE

[ColtRider]

Willie "Wide Right" Williams-FG Kicker

 

Tommy "Minute Man" Matthews-QB [That refers to the crunch time of the field not happy hour with his girlfriend BTW.]

 

Simon "Shut Down" Carter-CB

 

Clarence Crackenbaum-Center

 

Shawn "Stuterstep" Franklin-RB

Tommy "Minute Man" Matthews -QB ... ... or "Quik Trik Trenchy"? (I'd better stop, or I'm gonna get it!)

[southwest1]

Tommy "Minute Man" Matthews -QB ... ... or "Quik Trik Trenchy"? (I'd better stop, or I'm gonna get it!)

Yeah, I have to remind myself sometimes that that forum is PG & not step into any hot boiled situations on my own. Restraint is not always the easiest for me to observe on here. But, I'm getting better at it. 

 

That was funny though CS. 

[ColtsBlueFL]

Chase Hugh Downs  - LB

 

I like that one CBFL. Chase you down is very appropriate for a LB. Nice. 

 

Well, it was either him or -

 

Hugo N. Down  - DE

 

But    Will B. Payne    was Edge rush, so...  why not?   ;-)

[bavanlan]

Will, Mike, Sam.