joseph randle shoplifts

[IcEWoLF]

[ColtsBlueFL]

This may be inappropriate, but my educated guess is that he probably pleasured himself and wanted a change of clothing right away. I had that happen to me when I was in my teens, especially in malls and dept stores where all you see are pictures of supermodels.

 

[ColtsBlueFL]

 

Maybe Randle will get undies named after him, much like Winston now has King Crab Legs named after him-

 

 

LOL

[Qwiz]

Maybe Randle will get undies named after him, much like Winston now has King Crab Legs named after him-

 

 

LOL

Rowdy Randle's Roos, come get them while you can!

[Buck Showalter]

I stole a Beastie Boys Licensed to Ill cassette from a department store when i was in fifth grade...

It had the long hard plastic thing around it to "discourage" shoplifters...

I slid that bad boy up my big fat poofy winter jacket & no one was the wiser...

Anyways, took forever to cut that plastic thingy off...

Brass Monkey was sooo worth it,

That funky monkey...

[stat2883]

http://espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/story/_/id/11727006/joseph-randle-dallas-cowboys-partners-meundies-shoplifting-arrest

kinda funny