Coltman51

Yard work sounds sufficient.....I would try and get that swim in buddy....that will help those legs.

OK as long as it's not the President's Secret Service agents and their friends.

Did my swim on M/W and I started to up my light lifting and that's really ^messing^ up my strokes. My strokes are bad enough but I was swimming sideways and many times into the other lane!

I wish I still had your energy urusai....some days I do....others the age is catching up...

I keep a single truck key in my pocket and my house keys etc on the key chain....

sorry about your poopy day! yuck! that will not be a fun bill!

And here I thought I had a poopy day....not 1/2 as poopy...not even 1/3rd....just how poopy can a poopy day be?

that sounds nice, still hot and humid here

Horrible in Southern Indiana.....wearing very little....walked Que....sweaty hot.

Central Indiana about the same.

I really do not want a still suit...eeewwww.. have never tried reading these, can thank the bad movie for keeping me away.

If you like Sci Fi books they are a good read, much better than movie but have to read a little slow to keep up with info at first

NASCAR Drivers wear still suits...just sayin....4 hours in a car...."Junior's driving with the flu today" OK....I am done....This one is for the ages....hilarious.

Have a safe and a great birthday!

happy B-day from one old geezer to another

Happy Birthday! I hope your day was filled with fun.

Dinner was great, Rack of Lamb came out great. Company/family headed back home, grandkids headed to Dads for tomorrow. Tired and looking forward to quiet relaxing evening.

That's what's nice about company CM51: Glad to see everyone, eat good food, laugh...But, it's even nicer when everybody leaves too. Things can get back to normal again.

Good to hear the lam b was great. Good job!!! Relax and get th garden rolling tomorrow.

Nobody can find me Coltman51....I am so far in the boonies everyone thinks I am in the witness protection program buddy! GPS cannot even locate me. HA HA!

Never say never my friend. Have deep seated Gypsy blood and can eventually find anything. except my car keys

I just saw this Coltman51. HA HA!!!! I lost a house key and had to get them made...had to break in to my own house...how crazy is that?

Thank you JlynRN!!! I really HAVE to get better. Denene needs my help...feel kind of helpless right now. I will keep pluggin...

good to see you are getting better brent my friend

Thank you SpiderYBanana (We have a fullback who can catch now ) Looks like I may need to straighten some meds out but that is normal. BP is good...need to keep the heart rate down. Does that mean no more exciting games

SW....the Napolianic humor must cease....we have super heroes watching over us....

southwest, think its time to switch back to plain lemonade again. you are strange, but humorous and entertaining

Simple times. Simple pleasures. Got it CM51. Good advice & a useful reminder. Thanks. Yes, I have always been a strange duck...Quack, Quack, Waddle, Waddle...

This status made me chuckle..

I've not done any of these things, lol

kidding, of course

where do they go? put together a grill a few weeks ago, dropped an important bolt and NEVER found it, went to some other dimesion I guess.. took me 45 minutes to find one similar in the misc. bolts, nuts, and nails bucket!!! arrrrgghhhhh

Even worse than another dimension MCF, more like the Twilight Zone:

Guess what! My prediction is under Grigson, Mr irrelevant will make the team and so will 2 or 3 undrafted free agents.

Man I need more coffee, can't count and can't type or use basic English either this morning

Me either Coltman 51....I am worn out.

I have days like that

I hope not...takes a lot of positivity to combat negativity, we need you on the team!

Two days in a row were not fun ColtMan51. Stay with us. Gotta have you on board with us!!

Great ideas guys!

Had the perfect idea driving home last night with the popularity of the Avengers, Reggie should arrive dressed as Ironman.

I love this...status updates are back! This and my birthday update remind me of the good ole days

Thanks for posting Coltman51!!!

Our pool was 98

wow my hottubb is only 101-102

The storms and thunder you heard was really from part of Greenwood south. Strange moving storms....we got mostly rain and wind...just south had ,25 hail and uprooted trees.

@Susie Q....too hot for my buddy anyway. I never take him in the heat....He is family!!

I know what you mean Brent My Little fur baby is family also. She likes air better anyway in the summer. lol

I would so love to be there! If I can anyway possible go I will be packin my bags! lol. How much fun would that be?

Colts games will all be officiated from an air conditioned booth with a well stocked mini bar. Brent is handling the home games, I will go on the road for the away games. Rest of the league is on their own

"After further review, play stands as called!" Touchdown Reggie. Hey Jimmy we are out of Vodka! Make a run!!

"no zebras needed.. put a chip in the ball to track location (have been ready for the chains to go for a long time anyway) make calls from video clips." This is a great idea MCF!!! Laser beam camera sensors work quite well in the game of professional tennis to determine whether a ball is in bounds or out of bounds. Why not a pigskin computer chip? As long as it won't malfunction in the rain/extreme cold etc.

Home Alone (solitary confinement)

"Home Alone (solitary confinement)" Was 100GFB bad or it that a movie title my friend? Just Kidding buddy!

lol! SW1 that was a suggested movie title but yes I've been a bad kid!

We have such artistic cooks, comedians, humanitarians, musicians, & creative people on here. Nice work CM51.

Somehow my can of Coors Light and bowl of pop corns doesn't sound appetizing!

So fun to get the great veggies from the garden. We have been luccky enough to share with friends and neighbors. Fresh spaghetti sauce and cole slaw....2 of my favorites. Sweet corn is going well too!!!

I think people too stunned over dolphins loss to notice

Coltman....mine was perfect too....or is that imperfect Great job MAC!!

Fleener did have a great game as Andy said...Jim Irsay please don't panic & say something foolish on Twitter. Walk away from the keyboard & have some faith in the Blue Horseshoe. Thank you.

talking about that the other day, how are so many season tickets still available? one loosing season and that many fans jump ship! fair weather, hmpf!

I feel it has more to do with the economy and decisions of people where to cut expenses, may have held on some if Peyton still here. Also think alot was scalpers who didn't think they would make money or profit off the tickets now for awhile, Not a known fact but my feelings

good point CM51, I hope so ..I'm sure they'll get sold as the season nears! So did Dwight have so choice seats for these season tkts? LOL!

^^ and that is what I meant, as well. He needs someone capable and trustworthy to help him through this. Clearly.

I hope he isn't went down to deep and someone can pull him out of that mess.

When the long arm of the law does catch Ryan Leaf & they will, I sincerely hope Leaf receives the physical & psychological medical treatment he so desperately needs. His life is spiraling out of control & he is not a worthless individual to be discarded & throw away forever. He must pay the price for his criminal acts, but I fear addiction may kill him if he isn't treated ASAP.

I need to check the league again....gotta find my link!!!

richardpa1123@yahoo.com

thanks coltman51

your invite has been sent. group id is 4587, password is smart

OK...I just got up and I am hungry Coltman 51! Enjoy your day....I love a good Easter brunch too...and a Bloody Mary or 2.

dinner won't be ready till 2, have another bloody mary

Nah. I was just joking....that dinner sounds awesome my friend!!

this is all SO TRUE. I like to get Aisle seats, because I don't want to bother people if I need to get up.... but I am usually glued to my seat from start to finish..

....and then I spend most of the time being aggravated by those that come and go 14 times during the course of the event.. sigh.

All of the above....so true. When we had Pacer tickets, there typically would be a Reggie Miller 3 or a Jermaine O'Neal slam put-back for a big 3 point play. URGGH! I was going to say a Ron Artest flagrant foul: but I support Meta World Peace

On the plus side CM51, your luck, 1 would hope, can only skyrocket up from here. I feel your pain my friend. Hang in there okay.

2 plumbers down, now waiting for call from another outfit that does "terra lifting" to clear or free the fingers/lines coming off the septic. These guys on top of the IRS this week, looking for a strong tree branch and rope. only kidding

I just got my spring taxes and it is due May 10. Thanks for the notice!!!