My solution for RG...Retire in Hawaii. No jacket required. A really good Phil Collins album too. "Don't Lose My Number" [1 of the actual songs on the album] if you do ever relocate though. I'm serious.
You know Fish is right. Phil does sound like he says Coats when he says Colts on the air on CBS Football. You listen really well man. You'd be a natural at picking up foreign languages & remote dialects around the world. JMO.