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    Do you know why adults always ask little kids what do you wanna be when they grow up? They are looking for ideas about possible career choices themselves. HA! HA!

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    <p>Favorite comedians: George Carlin, Bill Maher, & Conan Obrien.<br><br>Favorite TV shows: Law & Order: SVU, Countdown With Keith Olberrman, & NFL Total Access.<br><br>Favorite Hard Rock Bands: Tesla, Black Stone Cherry, Gwen Stefani, David Coverdale, Scorpions, Megadeth, & Van Halen.<br><br>Favorite Country Bands: Mary Chapin Carpenter, Travis Tritt, Johnny Cash, & Brooks & Dunn.<br><br>Favorite Movies: Braveheart, Stranger Than Fiction, Sunset Bouelvard, Shawshank Redemption, & What About Bob?<br><br>Favorite Junk Food: Vanilla Coke & Reeses Fast Break Candy Bars.<br><br>Favorite Film Stars: Cate Blanchett, Jennifer Connely, Maggie Gyllenhaal, & Bruce Willis.<br><br>Favorite Past Time: Playing Percussion, Watching Colts Football, & Chilling With My Little Nephews.</p><p> </p><p>Since a number of Colts Forum members frequently ask me why I routinely address myself as SW1, or in the 3rd person, here is my reasoning for doing so: </p><p> </p><p> </p><div> There is a character on a TV show called Becker about a sarcastic Dr. named John Becker & he frequents this place known as Reggie's Diner. 1 of the regulars at Reggie's Diner in NY City is named Bob Whiley. Now, Mr. Whiley always refers to himself in the 3rd person. Bob hates this. Bob loves that sort of thing. Also, another forum member, Blood ON The Tracks, informed me that a character on "Seinfeld" named "Jimmy" used this comedic device first.</div><div> </div><div>Why do I do this? Simple really. I always thought that speaking in the 3rd person is a great comical device to act as though a person is observing life's events from a distance above it all like a near death experience almost as if you are watching someone else live vicariously through you. In a nutshell, I am paying homage to Bob & Jimmy because I have a fondness for brilliant comedians that make you think & are kind of like the protest singers of my generation George Carlin, Bill Maher etc. etc.</div>

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  1. southwest1

    Everyone has heard several funny blond jokes & numerous funny brunette jokes, but what are some hilarious redhead jokes? I believe in equal opportunity humor & sarcasm...Unleash the fire engine crimson red wit ladies & gentlemen:

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    2. southwest1

      southwest1

      Humor puts us all on an equal plane of acceptance, approval, & existence right along with everybody else. It makes all human. Case in point: Why is dating a disabled person cool? You get the best parking spots at the mall, restaurant, or amusement park. What do you call s** in a wheelchair? Meals on Wheels. HA! HA! I love that joke & have a physical disability!!!

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      southwest1

      Here's my favorite "dumb"blond joke Linda: What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes? An interpreter. So bad...it's mildly funny. Linda, you are as sharp as a tack & I would never put you in this unflattering category. LOL Linda. You rock!!!

    4. Gramz

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      it's okay, I was only "joking" I can laugh with the best of them, and yes I can see myself as the "butt" of some of those jokes, and still laugh... :-)

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