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    Do you know why adults always ask little kids what do you wanna be when they grow up? They are looking for ideas about possible career choices themselves. HA! HA!

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    <p>Favorite comedians: George Carlin, Bill Maher, & Conan Obrien.<br><br>Favorite TV shows: Law & Order: SVU, Countdown With Keith Olberrman, & NFL Total Access.<br><br>Favorite Hard Rock Bands: Tesla, Black Stone Cherry, Gwen Stefani, David Coverdale, Scorpions, Megadeth, & Van Halen.<br><br>Favorite Country Bands: Mary Chapin Carpenter, Travis Tritt, Johnny Cash, & Brooks & Dunn.<br><br>Favorite Movies: Braveheart, Stranger Than Fiction, Sunset Bouelvard, Shawshank Redemption, & What About Bob?<br><br>Favorite Junk Food: Vanilla Coke & Reeses Fast Break Candy Bars.<br><br>Favorite Film Stars: Cate Blanchett, Jennifer Connely, Maggie Gyllenhaal, & Bruce Willis.<br><br>Favorite Past Time: Playing Percussion, Watching Colts Football, & Chilling With My Little Nephews.</p><p> </p><p>Since a number of Colts Forum members frequently ask me why I routinely address myself as SW1, or in the 3rd person, here is my reasoning for doing so: </p><p> </p><p> </p><div> There is a character on a TV show called Becker about a sarcastic Dr. named John Becker & he frequents this place known as Reggie's Diner. 1 of the regulars at Reggie's Diner in NY City is named Bob Whiley. Now, Mr. Whiley always refers to himself in the 3rd person. Bob hates this. Bob loves that sort of thing. Also, another forum member, Blood ON The Tracks, informed me that a character on "Seinfeld" named "Jimmy" used this comedic device first.</div><div> </div><div>Why do I do this? Simple really. I always thought that speaking in the 3rd person is a great comical device to act as though a person is observing life's events from a distance above it all like a near death experience almost as if you are watching someone else live vicariously through you. In a nutshell, I am paying homage to Bob & Jimmy because I have a fondness for brilliant comedians that make you think & are kind of like the protest singers of my generation George Carlin, Bill Maher etc. etc.</div>

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    I just finished watching Ron Wolfley, AZ Cardinals booth announcer, do color commentary in a preseason game vs the Oakland Raiders. I love these freaking guy man. He's absolutely hilarious! He's like those 2 old senior citizen puppets on the Muppet Show was I was a little munchkin. Translation: You never know what the dude is gonna say. He's priceless baby. haha

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      Then Wolf goes off on center Evan Booehm, who always wore black face paint at his alma mater Missouri in college, but tonight in his NFL debut as a rookie, there is no paint on his face. Wolf says something like "come on son, you must put on warrior paint for your momma, your papa, & the man you wanna become in this league son. You slather it on. You don't debut naked son." 

       

      It's like freelance fodder from Wolf that almost makes me fall out of my chair & pee my pants. Too much information? LOL! Sorry about that folks, but darn this guy would be a riot at Christmas with my family man. I'm just sayin'. 

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      When Bruce Arians challenged 2 plays, didn't win either red flag from the zebras on field, & subsequently lost the right to challenge anything else the rest of the game, Wolf says "B.A. is bored man. He doesn't know what to do with himself since he's not calling any offensive plays tonight." 

       

      Wolf reminds of a little kid with no filter in his speech at all. Like a small first grader who will complement you 1 minute & then tell you that you need to pop that zeppelin zit on your nose before it explodes. He's not cruel just blunt & flamboyant with his vivid language on how he perceives things in his world. 

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      "Preseason games aren't always liked by the fans or the coaching staffs due to injury concerns, Dave Pasch says to Wolf, but they help guys picked in the 4th round or so gain exposure on tape. Do you agree or disagree?" 

       

      Wolf replies, "What's with all the 20 questions David? You always act like I'm 75 yrs old, a football oracle, & it drives me nuts...You wanna know what helped me? 2 a days for a month where we smashed each others faces off. If I was drafted today with these NFL practice rules, I'd never make a roster." 

       

      David & Wolf argue like an old married couple on the air or maybe it's just that David is the straight man & Wolf is the slapstick guy for laughs like an Abbot & Costello comedy routine only they take about AZ football & slid in personal rants between timeouts, halftime, & HC challenges. 

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