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  1. I guess you could say I'm retired. I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today, lol.

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    2. southwest1

      southwest1

      Some medication & the medical staff of professionals that provide this necessary care are superb, excellent, & above board, but the longer a person can remain off any medication at all; the better off a person usually is generally speaking in my overall estimation. There are always exceptions to this rule of thumb naturally.

    3. southwest1

      southwest1

      Kayla, Brent, & everyone else out there may you all sleep deeply, soundly, & completely without any pain or discomfort. Good Night all & sleep tight.

    4. Nadine

      Nadine

      thanks for the laugh! I'm up early because I couldn't sleep!

  2. Technical foul? really? Wow some of these college rules are ridiculous.

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    2. southwest1

      southwest1

      Hey Kayla, you know that TV commercial that run during the Superbowl starring ESPN's Steward Scott & Verizon wireless cell phones where the cheerleader takes that WR & just levels him on his butt...Was that how the Smurf LB legend ie you got discovered? I really wanna know. LOL Kayla.

    3. southwest1

      southwest1

      That's right ladies & gentlemen "Angry Smurf" as Kayla has come to be affectionately known by Lawrence Taylor, Ronnie Lott, Patrick Willis, & Brian Urlacker is an undrafted, free agent walk on who is loved, respected, & feared by the best defensive players & quarterbacks in the game today. Tread lightly guys momma "Angry Smurf" is on the field today. HA! HA!

    4. KaylaD

      KaylaD

      Ha ha,...that would be pretty awesome lol! Thats too funny.

  3. is wondering who ate the first egg, and if they thought, "Hey I'm gonna eat what just fell out of that chickens butt"

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    2. southwest1

      southwest1

      The economy is brutal man. Even "Charlie the Tuna" is on unemployment & can't find work right now since not enough people are eating tuna "the chicken of the sea."

    3. MIColtsFan

      MIColtsFan

      you guys are too much, I look silly sitting here laughing at my computer

    4. southwest1

      southwest1

      Humpty Dumpty tried out for the service, but ever since he fell off the wall medical doctors told Humpty Dumpty he was not eligible for the military because he suffered from a severe case of "shell shock." Humpty Dumpty got so upset with the doctors he went "egg wall" [awol]. HA! HA!

  4. , "I am strong because I know weakness. I am compassionate because I have experienced suffering. I am alive because I am a fighter. I am wise because I have been foolish. I can laugh because I have known sadness. I can love because I have known loss.

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    2. KaylaD

      KaylaD

      @ Linda I miss a lot of stuff they write when Im working lol. Always a pleasure to read what they write though. Hope you are feeling better.

    3. southwest1

      southwest1

      Throw Jessica Simpson in that mix of less than intelligent females too okay. What in the world did Cowboys QB Tony Romo ever see in her anyway? She never was the sharpest knife in the drawer was she? I like smart, intelligent, clever, & sarcastically funny women myself just like Kayla, MIColtsFan, & Linda etc.

    4. Gramz

      Gramz

      aww, thanks. Sure got you fooled. 8-)

  5. Was wondering if they send a pregnant woman into space and she gives birth there, does that make her baby an alien? :-)

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    2. southwest1

      southwest1

      Once ET was awarded his/her driver's incense courtesy of the state, the photographer would actually say this: "Forget smiling kid & do me a favor...Please leave yours sunglasses on okay. We don't want to scare women & small children. Thanks."

    3. southwest1

      southwest1

      Nick Knack Pattywhack Rosewell...The rebel headbanger of the Alien Block who starts his own Green Heavy Metal Band called War of the Worlds 3: The Blue Planet Years.

    4. Nadine

      Nadine

      thanks for the laugh!

  6. Dear Sleep, You come to me too late, you leave too early, you don't satisfy me anymore, but I love you anyway. Can we work it out?

    1. southwest1

      southwest1

      Sounds like another clinical research study is in order: Peaceful R.E.M. sleep VS. The joys of Infommercials & Insomnia...I've got some "Orange Crush" for you or are you in the mood for "Losing My Religion?" [sarcastic 80's alternate pop band reference] Ha! Ha!

    2. southwest1

      southwest1

      Robert Frost's Poem "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening" comes to mind right now: "...The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, And miles to go before I sleep." Good night Kayla. Pleasant Dreams Until Tomorrow.

    3. Nadine

      Nadine

      Ah, Sleep. Last week it eluded me but last night I slept like a rock. Everything is better with sleep!

  7. Studies show that carrots improve your vision . Whiskey doubles it !!!

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    2. KaylaD

      KaylaD

      OH no he went to the dark side! lol, not the chili dogs!

    3. KaylaD

      KaylaD

      Lol, that is just so wrong haha.

    4. Nadine

      Nadine

      that's it, carrots and whiskey for dinner!

  8. Woman was created from the ribs of man, She was made from his side to be his equal, From beneath his arms to be protected, From very near his heart to be loved

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    2. KaylaD

      KaylaD

      Im going to check out your blog here in a minute. Im sure its great your a talented writer.

    3. southwest1

      southwest1

      Thanks for the kind words on my writing skills Kayla...A percentage from the royalties on this article is in the mail for you. 45% sounds about right to me. HA! HA!

    4. radiogirl

      radiogirl

      What is this? A biblical theology class?

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    2. KaylaD

      KaylaD

      Happy Valentines day to you too! Heck yea to listteing to Metallica all day!

    3. KaylaD

      KaylaD

      Oh wow look what happens when I comment from my phone, did not even realize the typo, thats pretty bad haha. Totally ready for AC/DC Linkin Park! You shook me all night long!haha

    4. KaylaD
  9. Basketball season now baseball season next. Will never add up to being as good as football season!

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    2. KaylaD

      KaylaD

      I live like an hr and a half away from them, give or take a few mins. I would love to go to a game, the entire atmosphere, the energy would be amazing.

    3. southwest1

      southwest1

      Yeah Kayla,

      That's probably the missing ingredient in Baseball...Beer, great friends, & a Neil Diamond "Sweet Caroline" Chorus blarring through the speakers when home runs get struck at the plate.

    4. KaylaD

      KaylaD

      Ha Ha yeah that would make a baseball game a lot better! As long as your with good friends you can have fun wherever you go!

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