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I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me? I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands.
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lol I'll take that as an optimistic note for springtime......lazing in a hammock on a beautiful day with a beer in hand, watching the ants slowly attempting to hoist their weaponry. Sigh. Something to look forward to.
Of course there are advantages to their vast numbers. while you're bravely staring down the barrel, they could simultaneously be inside on the pc, stealing your identity, or making random posts in your name on Colts forum.
Good point GFB! Do they have to pass an insect background check & does the entire ant hill have to pass the background check & take safety classes too? HA! HA! What is considered proper ID for an ant or ant colony? Is there a Dept. Of Motor Vehicles for Insects & does the photographer require all ants to smile & say cheese for their license/ID too?