MIColtsFan

So, if I ever need a spider killed, just call 1800-MCF-Long Legs then? Just Kidding! Arachnophobia is a legitimate fear my friend.

Spiders be the good guys - just don't look too closely. I ignore them if possible, move them outside if not.

But I'm actually having trouble getting past the first line. Lets review:

You were "vacuuming the Christmas tree"? LOL

@SW1, yes legit, I have physical reaction to spiders, I can't control, terrified no matter how large or small, it takes all I have to been able to approach to kill it... @MAC the vacuum is my best weapon in the spider wars.