[REPORT: Adrian Peterson Gives Vikings 5-Team Trade Wish List (Colts listed)]

We need to spend our money on defense, so that we can show that those jerks in New England aren't who everybody thinks they are. I don't know about you guys, but I am sick and tired of being pushed around by those posers. Don't worry about the offense, as long as 12 is on our side, our offense will do great things. We need to add some nastiness on defense, guys who won't be pushed around. Enough is enough. It's time to take it to the Patriots, and show them what it REALLY takes to be champions.

[just a fun little mock draft for the colts]

We could draft Tony Washington in the seventh round, but Chip Kelly would ask us to trade him.