Jump to content
Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis Colts Fan Forum

Colts Mr Irrelevant gets offer. ((Merge))


Recommended Posts

The stakes just got higher in the seventh round of the 2012 NFL Draft.

In the latest sign the Internet is data in the form of a fever dream, a New York City woman posted a video on YouTube in which she ... well ... let's have her explain.

"Whoever is this year’s Mr. Irrelevant is going to have himself a night ... alone ... with me," she coos on the vid (via Larry Brown Sports). "And our time together, I guarantee you, will be anything but irrelevant."

Unless you're Kenneth Parcell from "30 Rock," you should be able to figure out what she's insinuating here.

(Hint: It's not backgammon at Washington Square Park.)

Is this a fake? Perhaps. But just in case, beware of this Mrs. Irrelevant succubus on the loose in Gotham

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d82896421/article/woman-sets-her-scandalous-eyes-on-next-mr-irrelevant

Our players got stalkers already.

Link to post
Share on other sites
  • Replies 156
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Well it's a good thing I can't declare for the NFL draft till 2015 haha

Go straight to 50 seconds into that video and it sounds like she's planning to kill someone.....just saying...

She nuts.

Link to post
Share on other sites

This draft could not get any better for the Colts. 1st pick gets 20 million big ones, last pick is probably going to wake up without a kidney. . this is football at its finest..

Link to post
Share on other sites

This draft could not get any better for the Colts. 1st pick gets 20 million big ones, last pick is probably going to wake up without a kidney. . this is football at its finest..

The last pick could be a guy who already has a woman too. So this chick is not thinking about that either.

We should hook her up with RG3.

Link to post
Share on other sites

True.. Im guessing i would need MANY more than 7 rounds to get drafted..lol

All you need is to get one scout to call you the "most polished Mr Irrelevant ever." Then the other analysts will just keep repeating that statement because they've heard it before. Happens all the time. I can see you making it in seven.

Link to post
Share on other sites

All you need is to get one scout to call you the "most polished Mr Irrelevant ever." Then the other analysts will just keep repeating that statement because they've heard it before. Happens all the time. I can see you making it in seven.

sweet, wanna be my agent??

Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted · Hidden by Nadine, April 26, 2012 - inappropriate
Hidden by Nadine, April 26, 2012 - inappropriate

not really into curly haired girls but who would turn down free sex

Link to post
Posted · Hidden by Nadine, April 26, 2012 - responding to removed post
Hidden by Nadine, April 26, 2012 - responding to removed post

not really into curly haired girls but who would turn down free sex

Seriously?

I hope you use protection.

Link to post
Posted · Hidden by Nadine, April 26, 2012 - replying to deleted post
Hidden by Nadine, April 26, 2012 - replying to deleted post

Seriously?

I hope you use protection.

everytime

Link to post
Posted · Hidden by Nadine, April 26, 2012 - reference to banned member
Hidden by Nadine, April 26, 2012 - reference to banned member

Here is the video. Oh lord. haha

coo,coo!! did'nt realize DN4192 HAD A SISTER. Reminds me of one of his Caldwell/Polian rants.
Link to post

I dont think she's motivated by money. She looks and sounds insane. This looks like it could end the same way Lorena Bobbitt ended her marriage

Well hopefully she won't shoot Mr. I's wife in the face at least.

Link to post
Share on other sites
Posted · Hidden by Nadine, April 26, 2012 - reference to banned member
Hidden by Nadine, April 26, 2012 - reference to banned member

coo,coo!! did'nt realize DN4192 HAD A SISTER. Reminds me of one of his Caldwell/Polian rants.

Idk who is insulted more. Mrs I being Dn's sister or Dn having her as a sister. haha

Link to post

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.


  • Thread of the Week

  • Topics

  • Posts

    • Strength of schedule based on last year records is not great. Too much turnover and changes year to year. Vegas lines or some sort of advanced analytics projections are probably better for SoS.   Here's one based on Vegas over unders: https://theathletic.com/news/nfl-strength-of-schedule-steelers-raiders-seahawks-lions-bengals/wa372YuigYZB   This one thinks we with the 5th easiest schedule.
    • Taking a break from NBA (Pacers stink BTW lol), and deep diving the Colts Schedule (will likely post something tomorrow)...  With all the talk on OL, extensions, etc, decided to quickly take a look at our OL and projections, and compare to other teams.   TLDR General Notes Colts Highest NFL OL spend already at 53.3M (prior to extensions), and 28% of salary cap (assumes Fisher's 9.4 is in 2021) Projections Nelson - 18M (+12M) - highest paid LG Smith - 16M (+14M) - top 3 paid RT If both are extended this year, Indy would be spending 79M on OL, and 27ish M more than the next NFL team. If the salary cap goes up to 200M next year (from 188M this year), Colts could be spending nearly 40% of the cap on OL if they simply resign Glow for the same, and that doesn't count a raise for Fisher if they choose to resign. If Fisher recovers, he's likely to get 15M or more next year, pushing the yearly up (+5 or more) even more. Glow, while a bargain IMO, and the best weak link in the NFL, is still making top 10 money. He's in a contract year. See SB teams spend and performance rank farther below.  NFL Position High, Position 10th LT: Top 23M/Y, 10th 14.75M/Y Fisher: 17th (9.4M) LG: Top 16M/Y, 10th 6.0M Nelson: 10th (6.0M) OC: Top 12.5/Y, 10th 9.0M/Y Kelly: 2nd (12.4M) RG: Top 18M/Y, 10th 5M/Y Glow: 9th (5.4M) RT: Top 18M/Y, 10th 8M/Y Smith: 44th (1.8M) Other T: Tevi (2.5M), Davenport (1.1M), Holden (0.8M), Od'Donnell (0.7M) Other G: Reed (1.3M), Fries (0.9M), Elderkamp (0.9M) Other C: Hunt (1.0M), Pinter (0.9M) Current Top 5 OL spending 2021 / 2020 spending rank / 2020 OL Rank 1. Colts 53.3M / 8th / #7 2. Jags 52.7M / 16th / #22 3. Browns 52.6M / 6th / #1 4. WFT 51.6M / 4th / #6 5. Titans 46.0M / 19th / #15 6. Jets 45.1M / 17th / #29 7. Eagles 43.9M / 29th / #19 8. Cardinals 41.6M / 13th / #12 9. Bills 40.2M / 3rd / #10 10. 49ers 38.7M / 28th / #9 Note:  2020 AVG OL Spend: 26M 2021 AVG OL Spend: 35.1M SB Teams / OL Spend / OL Rank 2020 TB / 2nd / #5 KC / 24th / #11 2019 KC / 14th / #16 SF / 17th / #14 2018 NE / 26th / #4 LAR / 8th / #6 Average Spend Rank (last 3 SBs): 16th Average OL Rank (last 3 SBs): #9
    • Adam Shefter is reporting that it's a one-year deal at $9.4 million. There may be some cap management voodoo going on with it though, so the details could still be a bit murky. If he comes back close to his Pro Bowl form, it's a bargain, and if not, there isn't any long-term cap damage. I think he is certainly worth the gamble.
    • Yup, tough opening stretch, but easy closing stretch.  I'm Ok with that.
    • I can definitely see a scenario were the Colts are 8-5, get a much needed win (Hou) and bye. Then rattle off 4 wins to finish 12-5.
  • Members

    • EastStreet

      EastStreet 10,361

      Senior Member
      Joined:
      Last active:
    • stitches

      stitches 8,718

      Senior Member
      Joined:
      Last active:
    • Boss7894

      Boss7894 34

      New Member
      Joined:
      Last active:
    • Flash7

      Flash7 1,142

      Senior Member
      Joined:
      Last active:
    • BillCoslosky87

      BillCoslosky87 1,154

      Senior Member
      Joined:
      Last active:
    • nzh201vs

      nzh201vs 3

      Rookie
      Joined:
      Last active:
    • IinD

      IinD 2,146

      Senior Member
      Joined:
      Last active:
    • Fat Clemenza

      Fat Clemenza 359

      Member
      Joined:
      Last active:
    • NewColtsFan

      NewColtsFan 9,810

      Senior Member
      Joined:
      Last active:
    • runthepost

      runthepost 807

      Senior Member
      Joined:
      Last active:
×
×
  • Create New...