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The stakes just got higher in the seventh round of the 2012 NFL Draft.

In the latest sign the Internet is data in the form of a fever dream, a New York City woman posted a video on YouTube in which she ... well ... let's have her explain.

"Whoever is this year’s Mr. Irrelevant is going to have himself a night ... alone ... with me," she coos on the vid (via Larry Brown Sports). "And our time together, I guarantee you, will be anything but irrelevant."

Unless you're Kenneth Parcell from "30 Rock," you should be able to figure out what she's insinuating here.

(Hint: It's not backgammon at Washington Square Park.)

Is this a fake? Perhaps. But just in case, beware of this Mrs. Irrelevant succubus on the loose in Gotham

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d82896421/article/woman-sets-her-scandalous-eyes-on-next-mr-irrelevant

Our players got stalkers already.

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Well it's a good thing I can't declare for the NFL draft till 2015 haha

Go straight to 50 seconds into that video and it sounds like she's planning to kill someone.....just saying...

She nuts.

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This draft could not get any better for the Colts. 1st pick gets 20 million big ones, last pick is probably going to wake up without a kidney. . this is football at its finest..

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This draft could not get any better for the Colts. 1st pick gets 20 million big ones, last pick is probably going to wake up without a kidney. . this is football at its finest..

The last pick could be a guy who already has a woman too. So this chick is not thinking about that either.

We should hook her up with RG3.

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True.. Im guessing i would need MANY more than 7 rounds to get drafted..lol

All you need is to get one scout to call you the "most polished Mr Irrelevant ever." Then the other analysts will just keep repeating that statement because they've heard it before. Happens all the time. I can see you making it in seven.

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All you need is to get one scout to call you the "most polished Mr Irrelevant ever." Then the other analysts will just keep repeating that statement because they've heard it before. Happens all the time. I can see you making it in seven.

sweet, wanna be my agent??

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Posted · Hidden by Nadine, April 26, 2012 - inappropriate
Hidden by Nadine, April 26, 2012 - inappropriate

not really into curly haired girls but who would turn down free sex

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Posted · Hidden by Nadine, April 26, 2012 - responding to removed post
Hidden by Nadine, April 26, 2012 - responding to removed post

not really into curly haired girls but who would turn down free sex

Seriously?

I hope you use protection.

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Posted · Hidden by Nadine, April 26, 2012 - replying to deleted post
Hidden by Nadine, April 26, 2012 - replying to deleted post

Seriously?

I hope you use protection.

everytime

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Posted · Hidden by Nadine, April 26, 2012 - reference to banned member
Hidden by Nadine, April 26, 2012 - reference to banned member

Here is the video. Oh lord. haha

coo,coo!! did'nt realize DN4192 HAD A SISTER. Reminds me of one of his Caldwell/Polian rants.
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I dont think she's motivated by money. She looks and sounds insane. This looks like it could end the same way Lorena Bobbitt ended her marriage

Well hopefully she won't shoot Mr. I's wife in the face at least.

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Posted · Hidden by Nadine, April 26, 2012 - reference to banned member
Hidden by Nadine, April 26, 2012 - reference to banned member

coo,coo!! did'nt realize DN4192 HAD A SISTER. Reminds me of one of his Caldwell/Polian rants.

Idk who is insulted more. Mrs I being Dn's sister or Dn having her as a sister. haha

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