Colts Mr Irrelevant gets offer. ((Merge))

[Fx Stryker]

The stakes just got higher in the seventh round of the 2012 NFL Draft.

In the latest sign the Internet is data in the form of a fever dream, a New York City woman posted a video on YouTube in which she ... well ... let's have her explain.

"Whoever is this year’s Mr. Irrelevant is going to have himself a night ... alone ... with me," she coos on the vid (via Larry Brown Sports). "And our time together, I guarantee you, will be anything but irrelevant."

Unless you're Kenneth Parcell from "30 Rock," you should be able to figure out what she's insinuating here.

(Hint: It's not backgammon at Washington Square Park.)

Is this a fake? Perhaps. But just in case, beware of this Mrs. Irrelevant succubus on the loose in Gotham

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d82896421/article/woman-sets-her-scandalous-eyes-on-next-mr-irrelevant

Our players got stalkers already.

[Scott Pennock]

Hahahaha thats some funny stuff!

[Captain Americolt]

Yikes.

How does she look?

[Fx Stryker]

Here is the video. Oh lord.

[Blackhawk4]

Well it's a good thing I can't declare for the NFL draft till 2015

Go straight to 50 seconds into that video and it sounds like she's planning to kill someone.....just saying...

[jvan1973]

I hope she knows 7th rounders arent multi millionaires... That being said, i just made myself draft eligible..

[Jules]

Well it's a good thing I can't declare for the NFL draft till 2015

Go straight to 50 seconds into that video and it sounds like she's planning to kill someone.....just saying...

She nuts.

[Fx Stryker]

I hope she knows 7th rounders arent multi millionaires... That being said, i just made myself draft eligible..

Forget the girl. You'd be on the Colts. Much better!

[Dan]

I'd take her up on the offer

[Jules]

I hope she does not change her mind and go after Luck instead.

[WSO]

This draft could not get any better for the Colts. 1st pick gets 20 million big ones, last pick is probably going to wake up without a kidney. . this is football at its finest..

[Jules]

I think the Colts need to take the biggest and fattest guy available with the last pick. Who also has a history of trouble.

[Jules]

This draft could not get any better for the Colts. 1st pick gets 20 million big ones, last pick is probably going to wake up without a kidney. . this is football at its finest..

The last pick could be a guy who already has a woman too. So this chick is not thinking about that either.

We should hook her up with RG3.

[21isSuperman]

With the last pick in the 2012 NFL Draft, the Indianapolis Colts select....

[Jules]

With the last pick in the 2012 NFL Draft, the Indianapolis Colts select....

Yes!!!!!!!!

[Fx Stryker]

Right now I seen this Isaiah Frey mocked for us a couple times.

[Blackhawk4]

With the last pick in the 2012 NFL Draft, the Indianapolis Colts select....

I remember watching Andre Smith do that 40 yard dash....what was seen can't be unseen....

It made me go

[That Guy]

This is going to end up like a Nick Harper situation...

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs05/news/story?id=2293484

[Jules]

Hurry up and trade this pick to the Pats or Saints.

[Dan]

If we picked Vontaze, she'd probably retract her offer very quickly.

[That Guy]

Hurry up and trade this pick to the Pats or Saints.

Sorry, but I don't think compensatory picks can be traded...

I think we're stuck with this psycho groupie...

[jvan1973]

Forget the girl. You'd be on the Colts. Much better!

True.. Im guessing i would need MANY more than 7 rounds to get drafted..lol

[Jules]

Sorry, but I don't think compensatory picks can be traded...

I think we're stuck with this psycho groupie...

Thank God for security.

[Fx Stryker]

True.. Im guessing i would need MANY more than 7 rounds to get drafted..lol

All you need is to get one scout to call you the "most polished Mr Irrelevant ever." Then the other analysts will just keep repeating that statement because they've heard it before. Happens all the time. I can see you making it in seven.

[jvan1973]

All you need is to get one scout to call you the "most polished Mr Irrelevant ever." Then the other analysts will just keep repeating that statement because they've heard it before. Happens all the time. I can see you making it in seven.

sweet, wanna be my agent??

[Fx Stryker]

sweet, wanna be my agent??

Kid were going to the top.

[CR91]

not really into curly haired girls but who would turn down free sex

[JoKeR]

I thought Mr Irrelevant was the very last pick of the entire draft?

[JoKeR]

Bronze digger?

[Jules]

not really into curly haired girls but who would turn down free sex

Seriously?

I hope you use protection.

[CR91]

Seriously?

I hope you use protection.

everytime

[JoKeR]

I think SHE wants to be relevant.

[The Peytonator]

Chick has a serious case of the crazy eyes.

Not sure if I'd want to do stuff with her.

[HOFClipboardHolder]

Bronze digger?

I dont think she's motivated by money. She looks and sounds insane. This looks like it could end the same way Lorena Bobbitt ended her marriage

[B-B]

I think this song suits this well, at least the beginning

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83j4ICes2i4&feature=related

[LUVTHESHOE]

Here is the video. Oh lord.

coo,coo!! did'nt realize DN4192 HAD A SISTER. Reminds me of one of his Caldwell/Polian rants.

[JoKeR]

I dont think she's motivated by money. She looks and sounds insane. This looks like it could end the same way Lorena Bobbitt ended her marriage

Well hopefully she won't shoot Mr. I's wife in the face at least.

[Fx Stryker]

coo,coo!! did'nt realize DN4192 HAD A SISTER. Reminds me of one of his Caldwell/Polian rants.

Idk who is insulted more. Mrs I being Dn's sister or Dn having her as a sister.

[buccolts]

not really into curly haired girls but who would turn down free sex

Have you ever seen Kingpin?

[MTC]