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[Peyton and Eli fan]

[ruksak]

"Hey Eli, check it out........ gym teacher snot rag all over this ugly jersey".

[FireJimCaldwell]

Can't do it.... Too many are too easy.

[Gramz]

and wait 'till you see the Locker Room skit on SNL, I totally dance better than You...

[Moncrief]

Am I Tebowing right?

[21isSuperman]

Eli: And then, the ESPN guys were like "hey, maybe Eli is better than Peyton"

Both: HAHAHA!!

[coltsfanej]

Thats nasty Eli!... I told u I had to fart

[Fx Stryker]

Eli: you're a Bronco.

Peyton: darnit Eli shut up. They made me leave.

I'll just drop my old one from the other thread.

[Moncrief]

Peyton: I can't even look at you right now. Go in the port a potty and stay in there

[21isSuperman]

Archie: Boys, I'm trying to get some stuff done around the house. Have you seen the crazy glue?

[ImaColt]

Eli: "Did you hear the latest - after my second Super Bowl ring in some circles I may have edged ahead of you as a QB! "

Peyton: (laughing hysterically) "Thanks Eli, I needed that laugh bro. Mike is doing my [expletitive] head in already..."

[Nobody]

Peyton: I can't even look at you right now. Go in the port a potty and stay in there

I get the SNL reference

[B-B]

Eli: I won my second ring and my team kept me! Ha!

Peyton:

Edit: My 100th post is me making fun of Peyton, it has come to this.

I'm sad now.

[Coltman51]

Some funny entries. I am sorry to say my sarcastic wit has so far eluded me on this one.

[P-Money]

Eli " ... Dude, I hope you don't go commando in those see through white pants!"

[coltsfanmilyman]

Peyton: You think these are bad colors, you should see the throwback jersey's I gotta wear.

Eli: Yeah dude, Colts were much better.

[DILLIGAFER]

eli.. sox then he is like, ya eli is better than peyton now peyton... now thats some funny stuff right there.

Edited May 5, 2012 by 21isSuperman
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[JCPatriot]

Eli: "Yeah! I finally have a better jersey than you!"

Peyton: *cries*

Eli: "Wait....no......no.......it's okay........there are positives. Like.....ummmmm.......well.......at least you won't get shot if you decide to go hiking in the woods during halftime."

Peyton: *continues to cry*

Eli: Do you need to use my crotch rag?

[Jules]

Eli: "Orange you glad you signed with the Broncos."