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2 hours ago, masterlock said:

Just found this slide show on The Onion that offers a funny, satircal take on Week 14 matchups.

For example, Jets at Bills: "Expect Bills fans to be energized after Highmark Stadium passed a new rule to make alcohol sales mandatory after halftime."

https://www.theonion.com/onion-sports-nfl-week-14-picks-1849870888/slides/2

 

I don't get everything. What do they mean by this:

 

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Eagles: Watch for a bored Jalen Hurts to ignore his legs and arms in favor of beating the Giants with his knees and elbows.

 

Do they mean that the Giants are so bad that even when on his knees and elbows, Hurts will beat them? 

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2 hours ago, masterlock said:

Just found this slide show on The Onion that offers a funny, satircal take on Week 14 matchups.

For example, Jets at Bills: "Expect Bills fans to be energized after Highmark Stadium passed a new rule to make alcohol sales mandatory after halftime."

https://www.theonion.com/onion-sports-nfl-week-14-picks-1849870888/slides/2

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On 12/10/2022 at 12:36 PM, NFLfan said:

I don't get everything. What do they mean by this:

 

Do they mean that the Giants are so bad that even when on his knees and elbows, Hurts will beat them? 

I got most of them, but wasn't 1 100% sure on that one either. I'm thinking it's more a statement about how good Jalen hurts is in terms of mobility than a statement about how bad the Giants are, because they're not a bad team, at least not based on W's and L's. 

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