Lance Zierlein

[Coffeedrinker]

I thought I would try something fun.  Every year, Lance put some things in his scouting reports that are just hilarious, so I thought I would start a thread where, to track the best of Lance Zierlein.

 

 

To start, here is one I saw for LB/S hybrid Khaleke Hudson from Michigan

 

"His GPS sends him to heavily trafficked areas"

 

Hopefully other people have found other gems while reviewing scouting reports

[Coffeedrinker]

Alright, since no one else wants to play, I will amuse myself.

 

Here is a new one as a weakness for TE Josiah Deguara from Cincinatti

 

"Has a little too much sauce in his routes"

 

What???

[stitches]

ALBERT OKWUEGBUNAM

Weakness:

"Step-counter as route-runner"

 

I guess it means he's not a natural route runner but rather counts his steps... lol...  

 

[stitches]

 

DEVIN DUVERNAY

"Runs like he hates humanity as he blasts through tacklers"

 

[OffensivelyPC]

James Morgan

 

"Turns into a pass-rush punching bag unnecessarily"

 

lol

[Superman]

I hate these...

 

Grant Delpit:  Heavy hitting is accounted for by receivers trespassing in the middle

[OffensivelyPC]

1 hour ago, Superman said:

I hate these...

 

Grant Delpit:  Heavy hitting is accounted for by receivers trespassing in the middle

What does that even look like? lol

[Coffeedrinker]

Well it's not a Lance Zierlein gem, this one is from Greg Rosenthal on in a top FA article about Phillip Rivers

 

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Philip Rivers

QB

Check La Brea for contagion. Like a horse fly stuck to rosin paper or a mastodon mired in the infamous tar pits, Rivers' furious flat-footed flailing only served to hasten the end of his storied Chargers career.