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The "Name game" thread got me thinking of other off season football related word games to pass the time until FA and the Draft. How about a "Misleading Headlines" thread. Here's how it works: The headline has an obvious meaning. But the obvious "click bait" meaning is not what the headline actually means. The posters answer what they think the real meaning is. Once answered correctly, that poster then posts his/her own Misleading Headline, and so on. It can be on any NFL topic, not just the Colts.

 

I'll start the first one and see how it goes:

 

Misleading Headline - Frank Reich announces Kelly as day 1 starter for 2020 season.

 

Actual meaning-?

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, coltsva said:

The "Name game" thread got me thinking of other off season football related word games to pass the time until FA and the Draft. How about a "Misleading Headlines" thread. Here's how it works: The headline has an obvious meaning. But the obvious "click bait" meaning is not what the headline actually means. The posters answer what they think the real meaning is. Once answered correctly, that poster then posts his/her own Misleading Headline, and so on. It can be on any NFL topic, not just the Colts.

 

I'll start the first one and see how it goes:

 

Misleading Headline - Frank Reich announces Kelly as day 1 starter for 2020 season.

 

Actual meaning-?

 

 

 

 

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30 minutes ago, WarGhost21 said:

Actual Meaning: Ryan Kelly, Despite Injury Concerns, Will Start Week 1

 

Misleading Title: Hooker Wants Out Of Indy

 

haha 

Trying to get this thread closed before it gets going? :D

 

okay, I’ll bite. 
Actual meaning: Heidi Lynn is moving from Indiana back to Hollywood.

 

Misleading headline: Chris Ballard fired 

 

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Actual meaning: Ballard named suspect in mysterious shooting years back outside coaches home..... He was REALLY ready to hire new staff...lol

 

misleading headline:  "Colts lauded as clear Preseason no. 1"

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4 hours ago, Shafty138 said:

Actual meaning: Ballard named suspect in mysterious shooting years back outside coaches home..... He was REALLY ready to hire new staff...lol

 

misleading headline:  "Colts lauded as clear Preseason no. 1"

I was thinking 

Chris Ballard fired up the grill, hosting a barbecue for the team. 
But either works. 
 

As for your headline,

Actual meaning: experts predict the Colts to go 4-0 in the preseason.

 

3 hours ago, WifiGuy said:

what a dumb thread 

Actual meaning: what a dumb post

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Misleading headline.....

 

Andrew Luck has changed his mind! :woah:

 

Actual meaning.....

 

Andrew Luck has changed his mind.... and will now convene his Book Club meetings on Tuesdays instead of Thursdays. :facepalm:

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8 hours ago, Shadow_Creek said:

Mahomes takes his trophy over to the 49ers and hands it to them out of kindness :thmup:

 

Actual meaning:

Mahomes tells the 49ers "You should have drafted me instead of Solomon Thomas"

 

Misleading Headline:

Bill Belichick has reached out to Chris Ballard to re-acquire former Patriot and current Colt Jacoby Brissett.

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