No one is actually going to do that, it’s just a joke.
Also, the military wouldn’t use riot gear, they would just shoot them. People have been threatened and even shot before for just coming within a mile or two of the base. The military has every right to defend itself, and I’d think they’d be willing to do whatever it takes to hide those damn aliens.
He'll be broke as a joke and getting sued for owing people money before you know it.
He'll end up on multiple reality tv shows trying to earn a paycheck so he can pay lawyer fees and settle lawsuits.
And that is truly sad. Even if he fully deserves his Icarus-like plummet back down to the real world.