Colts Drinking Games

[thatonefan]

If you're under 21, apple juice is fine

 

If you want to...

 

Get hammered:

Every time the camera pans to a concerned Chuck

Every time Chuck makes a head-scratching decision

Every time the defense gives up a 10 plus yard gain

Every time the camera pans to Andrew in headphones

Every time a Colts defender misses a tackle

Every time Scott Tolzien throws a pick-6(If Scott plays)

Every time your mind drifts off to thoughts of Andrew Luck's return

Every time the opponent makes a play that makes you say "HOW?!'

Every time TY makes a great catch on a poorly placed ball

Every time the O-Line looks completely overmatched

Every time the commentator/any reporter mentions Andrew Luck/how his injury is devastating to the team

 

Feel good:

Every time the opponent scores 

Every time Johnathan Hankins and Al Woods make a good play and show strength against their interior O-Line

Every time Marlon Mack makes you think, "Wow, now there's some potential."

Every time you walk away from the TV in frustration

 

Stay relatively sober:
Every time the Colts get a sack

Every time the Colts score

Every time Frank Gore runs for 20 plus yards

Every time we challenge on a clearly challengeable play

 

 

Feel free to add or argue

 

 

 

[HOZER]

That would lead to some serious drunkedness!!!!!!

[NorthernBlue]

Finish your drink every time the Colts start 0-2.

 

Which is all the time now. 

[adamthyst]

Man, if I wanted alcohol poisoning I'd go to parties at my college.

 

Watching this team and alcohol makes it worse.

[Steamboat_Shaun]

11 hours ago, thatonefan said:

If you're under 21, apple juice is fine

 

If you want to...

 

Get hammered:

Every time the camera pans to a concerned Chuck

Every time Chuck makes a head-scratching decision

Every time the defense gives up a 10 plus yard gain

Every time the camera pans to Andrew in headphones

Every time a Colts defender misses a tackle

Every time Scott Tolzien throws a pick-6(If Scott plays)

Every time your mind drifts off to thoughts of Andrew Luck's return

Every time the opponent makes a play that makes you say "HOW?!'

Every time TY makes a great catch on a poorly placed ball

Every time the O-Line looks completely overmatched

Every time the commentator/any reporter mentions Andrew Luck/how his injury is devastating to the team

 

Feel good:

Every time the opponent scores 

Every time Johnathan Hankins and Al Woods make a good play and show strength against their interior O-Line

Every time Marlon Mack makes you think, "Wow, now there's some potential."

Every time you walk away from the TV in frustration

 

Stay relatively sober:
Every time the Colts get a sack

Every time the Colts score

Every time Frank Gore runs for 20 plus yards

Every time we challenge on a clearly challengeable play

 

 

Feel free to add or argue

 

 

 

 

The average person dies playing this game

[Buck Showalter]

9 hours ago, Steamboat_Shaun said:

 

The average person dies playing this game

Ha, was gonna say, alcohol poisoning...

[life long]

You could cut the first list in half and still likely die of alcohol poisoning!

[SilentHill]

Is apple juice poisoning a thing? For sure you would be diabetic if you played the game with juice.