A girlfriend that doesn't fart in front of company is very important , but she needs to at least be able to cook so you have a point . Sometimes average looking girls are the best girls to be with in reality. They aren't ugly (so have some looks) and most of them are fun to hang around.
I have seen like 6 LSU games this year, no youtube but live. They are always on, Luck just looked better to me eventhough I think LSU will win it all. I am just not sold on Burrow being the pro Luck was.
For you to say eye test, you'd have to watch them all play college football and weight that, because that's all they have in common.
And you can't assume none could improve a NFL record from the previous year without giving them the opportunity to do so.
It's like saying a caterpillar doesn't pass the eye test vs the butterfly when it comes to flying.... .