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[Gyworks]

Told you, one more sack and I'll %.#?"&...@/!§"!!!!!

[1959Colts]

"I'll have a pastrami on rye"

[TKnight24]

*Does Geico commercial*

[BullsColtsFan1]

"we're not going to stink anymore, got it?"

[a06cc]

"I'll see you to my right next season"

[coltsfansince65]

I told you, we played better when I owned a flip phone...............

[NorthernBlue]

"And I don't wanna hear one more peep out of you till the fourth quarter, mister!"

[crazycolt1]

Listen Dude, don't ever talk to my sister that way again!

[GOCOLTS_ROLLTIDE]

"How the #@*% did your guy get to me before the ball did" 

[OHColtfan]

I'm a Stanford grad, it is spelled B-L-O-C-K!

[CR91]

"This is why I never take you guys out for steaks"

[IcemanDaGod]

You better hope Grigson doesn't get Joe Thomas and move your butt to the right.

[HungarianColtsFan]

11 hours ago, Gyworks said:

Told you, one more sack and I'll %.#?"&...@/!§"!!!!!

 

I've already told you, and I'm telling it one last time: I like coffee with milk and no sugar. 

[AZColt11]

Hey Tony, pull my finger!

 

OR

 

Hey Tony, look at this booger I just snagged!

[Mr.Debonair]

12 is too nice to say anything that sounds like scolding. I'm sure he's telling them they're awesome and that he's not mad about the 5 sacks

[throwing BBZ]

Thanks for all the laughs.
  So far GoColts & CR really cracked me up.
 
 I know where you live.

[shakedownstreet]

 

"For the umpteenth friggin time, I like red gatorade, not yellow! Geez..."

[gnet550]

AC, I have to admit it..I am getting tired of having to say,  "Nice hit big man"

[TDewar1987]

19 hours ago, Gyworks said:

 

 

Luck - "Alright Joe, throw on the pads, you're going on the O-Line next possession."

Philbin - "Hold on a sec now fam, I haven't updated my will yet." 

[lollygagger8]

19 hours ago, Gyworks said:

Told you, one more sack and I'll %.#?"&...@/!§"!!!!!

 

Luck: "You have something on your chin"

 

Philbin: "Where?"

 

Luck: "Right there...here, lemme get it"

[GoDeep]

Could I, like... quit getting sacked?

[digroute88]

I have 140,000,000.00 reasons why you'd better start blocking somebody.

[GOCOLTS_ROLLTIDE]

"St.Elmos on me if I don't get touched the rest.... annnnnnnnd that's sack number 5"

[braveheartcolt]

It's #ALBOOKCLUB, and this week's pick is 'Blocking for Dummies'....

[Gramz]

I know you have a plan, and it's a fabulous plan, it's a real good plan, its so good, your plan.  When do you plan to share this plan? 

[Lucky1]

"Either of you got Tarik Glenn's cell phone number? "

 

[Samu-Rye]

"Call me neckbeard one more time, I dare you!

[LockeDown]

Catcher in the Rye.......and here's the funny part.   It's NOT about baseball.

[indyagent17]

If I get blindsided again, I am going to show you what Mr Miyagi meant by summoning all your power into one finger

[rock8591]

English melon farmer, do you speak it?!!

[southwest1]

4 hours ago, LockeDown said:

Catcher in the Rye.......and here's the funny part.   It's NOT about baseball.

Wait, so are you saying Joe Philbin is a 'phoney?' Both a central theme of J. D. Salinger's work & a question about being fraudulent in his protection protocols. Just asking...

 

It could be sarcasm too. I am well aware of that. Either scenario works LD. 

[southwest1]

9 hours ago, Lucky1 said:

"Either of you got Tarik Glenn's cell phone number? "

 

Nice blast from the past there L1. Bonus points for that reference BTW. 

[southwest1]

On October 10, 2016 at 2:51 PM, Gyworks said:

Told you, one more sack and I'll %.#?"&...@/!§"!!!!!

"First, you leave the Miami Dolphins in shambles & now you're displaying similar lackluster leadership here. Not on my watch buddy. Got it! Chewy, don't play that game. I may look like a wookie during the season but I am no walking carpet from Star Wars man. Is that crystal clear?"

 

[southwest1]

"Didn't you protect Aaron Rogers in Green Bay not that long ago serving in the same capacity? If this qualifies as a wall of protection, I'd hate to see what thin air & no buffer looks like. Just sayin'. If I have to earn my game check, would you at least try to earn yours?" 

 

[Okay, I will admit my joke was a tad bit critical & over the top. I will own that.]

[southwest1]

"You see this C on my uniform Joe? This is what a real Captain looks like. Not that bully named Ritchie Incognito you propped up as a locker room leader in Florida man." 

 

[I know. I know. Andrew has too much class & dignity to ever say that. I am merely improvising for comic relief.] 

[southwest1]

"This little game of hide my flip phone before the game was mildly amusing, but if my device isn't in my locker once this game is over, you're about to have a very bad day. Threat? No, that's not a threat. I'm just informing you that antics have their place. However, you don't wanna make my beard angry. You wouldn't like my beard angry. It has a mind of it's own." 

 

[David Banner/The Incredible Hulk parody reference substituting big muscles & green skin with a thick, dense foliage of facial hair that devours it's foes like an abyss or black hole.] 

 

Okay, I'm done now. 

 

 

[AZColt11]

21 minutes ago, southwest1 said:

"This little game of hide my flip phone before the game was mildly amusing, but if my device isn't in my locker once this game is over, you're about to have a very bad day. Threat? No, that's not a threat. I'm just informing you that antics have their place. However, you don't wanna make my beard angry. You wouldn't like my beard angry. It has a mind of it's own." 

 

[David Banner/The Incredible Hulk parody reference substituting big muscles & green skin with a thick, dense foliage of facial hair that devours it's foes like an abyss or black hole.] 

 

Okay, I'm done now. 

 

 

It's late man.  Get some sleep.  LOL

[LockeDown]

3 hours ago, southwest1 said:

Wait, so are you saying Joe Philbin is a 'phoney?' Both a central theme of J. D. Salinger's work & a question about being fraudulent in his protection protocols. Just asking...

 

It could be sarcasm too. I am well aware of that. Either scenario works LD. 

No, I wasn't calling him phony.  I'm more teasing that players and coaches  in the NFL don't have a clue about  classics and that Luck is leading the charge to inform them.  I think your point is much deeper though.