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Is there anywhere online to listen to Polian's radio show.

I really would like to hear him try and make excuses for this debacle

I don't want to hear his lame excuses that are complete nonsense. I literally just want to rip his and Caldwell's eyes out every time I hear either one of them talk.

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This was done by someone else on a different Colts forum, just pasting it here, I thought it was hilarious :) :

The Bill Polian show with Bob Lamey

Bob Lamey(BL) – Welcome fans to another addition of “time with god” starring Bill Polian.

Bill Polian (BP) – Glad to be here Bob

BL – Bill, another tough loss this week, but these things happen. It’s nothing to get upset about surely?

BP – Indeed, we don’t like to lose, but it does happen from time to time. The other teams are trying to win also.

BL – Bill, you’re right, of course. Let me add, this kid Carter is a beast. You must have really seen something in him, another great draft pick Bill.

BP- Yes, he’s really coming along nicely. Wonderful player, great kid.

BL – And you drafted him.

BP –Yes

(knowing chuckles ensue)

BL – Now as you know, some fans are upset about……

BP – We love the fans, but they are clueless

BL – Surely, but they do have some questions about the coaching and……..

BP – Look, Jim Caldwell is a GREAT coach. He’s doing a superb job, everything we’ve asked of him, you do know he’s in a tough spot with Peyton out.

BL – Yes, it was a terrible blow (even though I wanted Peyton fired last year), Painter has been great and Collins was a great pickup

BP – Curtis is amazing and Kerry is a true professional.

(knowing chuckles ensue)

BL – Bill can we take a few (screened) calls from the fans

BP –Oh god if we must…….the mike is on? – Yes surely.

BL –Let’s talk with Tommy from Anderson

Tommy – Mr. Polian, who is you most ever ever ever favorite player?

BP – Tommy I can’t answer that, I love them all like my own children

BL – here’s a call from little Suzie from from Bloomington

Suzie – Mr. Polian you are my hero, we’re gonna win all our games aren’t we, please

BP –We’re doing our best Suzie, thank you.

BL – My we have some well informed fans this week.

BL – Now we have Jimmy from downtown Indianapolis

Jimmy – Go screw yourself.

BP –Ummm?

BL –HEY, that got on the air! Where is the screener, cut that guy off!

BL – CUT THAT GUY OFF!! GO TO COMMERCIAL!

Jimmy – I own the station, I told the guy to keep this going, or he’s fired.

BL – Uhhhh, what?

Jimmy – No more messing around with you 2 reprobates, you both are unemployed also.

BP & BL –Jim!!?

Jimmy – Yeah, it’s me, Jim Irsay. You know, I figured the twittering was going nowhere, so I called in to this lame waste of time, to let both of you know that, Lamey, you’re stupid. Remember on JMV last year when you said we’d be better without Peyton? Yeah, how’s that working out now? And you Polian, take your self important act somewhere else. You are a washed up old man, and your son is also history, I had security clean out both of your offices, don’t come back.

Edited by chad72
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