We've Got To Prepare For The Year 2016

[oldunclemark]

We've got to draft Andrew Luck next year so we can be ready when Peyton Manning retires...in 2016!!

We cant pass up a FRANCHISE quarterback...!!! Right!!!

So we have to be ready for any OTHER possible scenarios... :unsure:

President Mitch Daniels may have outlawed human football by then replacing it with robot ball by 2016...

The Colts should draft R-2 D-2 and hire Hugh Jackman to coach 'him' to be ahead of the game..

NFL commissioner Brett Farve will outlaw training camp, ESPN and Suzy Kolber by 2016..

...we need to draft the Kardashian sisters for depth..at the tight end position..

NFL personell director Michelle Bachman will pass new NFL rules that say you can acquire and secure the draft rights of the unborn. The Colts should draft Tim Tebow's unborn son, Skip Bayless Tebow....so we'll be prepared when and if Andrew Luck quits to be a high stakes poker player

Indiana Governor Jeff George will outlaw the Tampa-2 defense.....

..we're going to need to Charlie Sheen to introduce the Tampa-2 1/2 men defense....which is where 3 defensive backs play 45 feet of the line of scrimmage and still claim they're 'winning'

[ruksak]

You might wanna check the expiration date on your beer.

[Balzer40]

You might wanna check the expiration date on your beer.

Or have his family sue the facility that lets him have access to the internet.

[oldunclemark]

You might wanna check the expiration date on your beer.

RUK...we're 0-5......you're going to want me on this wall when we're 0-11

[jackbutton96]

hahahahahaha! You forgot about spending our entire 2013 draft on the top 7 dancers from 'So You Think You Can Dance' in anticipation of the upcoming rule changes that will have a panel of judges awarding points for touchdown celebrations.

[ruksak]

RUK...we're 0-5......you're going to want me on this wall when we're 0-11

In other news, are we gonna go for the perfect season this year?

0-16.....perfection at last. Or maybe we'll sit out our starters and ruin that too.

[Xfiles]

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[Smitto]

word has it that simon from the x factor will be the new head coach in 2016... maybe his insults will help the pass coverage.

[oldunclemark]

Ozzie Ozbourne will be added to the coaching staff to explain our 'Crazy Train' defensive philosphy..

[OJl]

Why should we prepare for 2016 when we all know the world will end in 2012 duh!

[The Fish]

I'm running for prez in 2016

[oldunclemark]

I'm running for prez in 2016

'The Year of the Fish"............

..we ALL better get ready for that...