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[BrentMc11]

I don't recall Washington coming in until after things started falling apart. More of a symptom of the problems than a happy memory for me.

 

How about Ray Chester, Glenn Doughty, and a pretty good oline.  Stan White and his midget "replacement" Ed Simonini. Loved Bruce Laird and others. Always felt like a quality D, just not good enough to go all the way - much like the recent Colts. 

I remember the rainy Monday night game Washington exploded against the Pats.  One of my favorite Colts moments ever... Memorial Stadium was a muddy swamp  AHHH Raymond Chester...

[southwest1]

Thanks!! SW1!!! Here's my gift too you bro!! Read on after!!

 

 

Also our band is starting back up this Thursday night so maybe you will get to see in the next video maybe the Band with some

songs!! This Thursdays lineup of songs some Pink Floyd, Doobie Brothers, Chicago, Grand Funk Railroad!! This is what we

do (oldies like this) and of course our Sultans of swing song!! And working on some Originals!!! OH!!! Yea!!! And to my friends

also you know who you are!!!  Read on after this video SWI I'm not finished with you yet!!! Heee!!Heee!!! This is not the song were doing I just found it funny!! Kind of reminds me of us???????????????????

 

 

I'm sorry it had to come to this SW1, But what are friends for right??!!

 

The 23 best drummer jokes ever

As every musician knows, to have a great band you need a great drummer.

It's true. Try to imagine The Beatles without Ringo Starr. Or The Rolling Stones without Charlie Watts. The Police without Stewart Copeland. Metallica without Lars Ulrich. Rush without Neil Peart. Unthinkable, right?

Even so, drummer jokes abound. But we're going to let you in on a little secret: We drummers love the jokes. We trade them and e-mail them to one another. The more the merrier. And so, with that in mind, MusicRadar has compiled the 23 best drummer jokes of all time.

Why 23 you ask? What, you expect us to actually count to a normal number?

How do you tell if the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.

How can you tell a drummer's at the door?

The knocking speeds up.

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

"Hey, how about we try one of my songs?"

An Indian chief and a cavalry captain climb to the top of a tall hill and look out upon the entire Indian tribe. The captain says worriedly, "I don't like the sound of those drums." The chief says, "I know. It's not our regular drummer."

What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

What do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common?

They both suck without Cream.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better

Neil Peart could've done it.

An amateur drummer died and went to heaven. He was waiting outside the pearly gates when he heard the most incredible fast and furious drumming coming from within. Immediately he recognized the playing and rushed to ask St. Peter if that was Buddy Rich playing drums inside the gates. St. Peter responded: "No, that's God. He just thinks he's Buddy Rich."

How do you get a drummer off of your porch?

Pay him 10 bucks for the pizza.

Why didn't the Little Drummer Boy get into heaven?

Because he woke up the baby, for Christ's sake!

What do you call a drummer with half a brain?

Gifted.

What does a drummer use for contraception?

His personality.

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"Hey buddy, how late does the band play?"

"Oh, about half a beat behind the drummer."

Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?

Me neither.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

How is a drum solo like a sneeze?

You know it's coming, but there's nothing you can do about it.

What's the first thing a drummer says when he moves to LA?

"Would you like fries with that, sir?

What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?

One will mature and make money.

Why do drummers have lots of kids?

They're not too good at the Rhythm Method.

What do you do if you accidentally run over a drummer?

Back up.

What did the drummer say to the band leader?

"Do you want me to play too fast or too slow?"

Deep in the African jungle, a safari was camped for the night. In the darkness, distant drums began a relentless throbbing that continued until dawn. The safari members were disturbed, but the guide reassured them: "Drums good. When drums stop, very bad." Every night the drumming continued, and every night the guide reiterated, "Drums good. When drums stop, VERY bad." This continues for several days until one morning the drumming suddenly stops and all the natives panic and run screaming. The man asks the guide what's the matter? The guide looking very frightened says: "When drums stop, VERY, VERY bad," he said. "Why is it bad?" asked a member of the safari. "Because when drums stop, bass solo begin!"

 

Coltsince4/Line6bassman

Fantastic Cs4! LOL! I love the dumb drummer jokes..Simply Classic! The video was funny too. 

 

My favorite of your drummer jokes: 

 

 

What do you say to a drummer in a three-piece suit?

"Will the defendant please rise?" [Criminal attraction element here for simple minded teenage women]

 

What does a drummer use for contraception? 

His personality. [Drummers do tend to be shy & antisocial]

 

How is a drum solo like a sneeze?

You know it's coming, but there's nothing you can do about it. [Drummers tend to be rebels & defy authority & rules & regulations]

 

 

How do you tell if the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth. [Classic road crew humor here. Drummers are seldom confused with Rhodes scholars HA! HA!]

 

I will look for more videos from you Cs4! Keep Rockin'!  Thanks pal!  ;)

 

 

 

[The Old Crow]

I remember the rainy Monday night game Washington exploded against the Pats.  One of my favorite Colts moments ever... Memorial Stadium was a muddy swamp  AHHH Raymond Chester...

 

 

Wasn't that the Monday night Stupor Bowl game when the Colts and New England were both 1-13 ? Cosell was calling that game, I believe. Chester was a very good tight end.

[The Old Crow]

 

Fantastic Cs4! LOL! I love the dumb drummer jokes..Simply Classic! The video was funny too. 

 

My favorite of your drummer jokes: 

 

 

What do you say to a drummer in a three-piece suit?

"Will the defendant please rise?" [Criminal attraction element here for simple minded teenage women]

 

What does a drummer use for contraception? 

His personality. [Drummers do tend to be shy & antisocial]

 

How is a drum solo like a sneeze?

You know it's coming, but there's nothing you can do about it. [Drummers tend to be rebels & defy authority & rules & regulations]

 

 

How do you tell if the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth. [Classic road crew humor here. Drummers are seldom confused with Rhodes scholars HA! HA!]

 

I will look for more videos from you Cs4! Keep Rockin'!  Thanks pal!  ;)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dude, that video is hilarious. You have the Beverly Hillbillies, The Monkees, The Misquitos on Gilligan's Island, Boyce and Hart on Bewitched, and the Standells on the Munsters. I'm sorry to tell you you missed the Beau Brummelstones on the Flintstones, Chad and Jeremy with Mr. Freeze on Batman, and Wayne Newton on Bonanza !!! LOL 

[BrentMc11]

Wasn't that the Monday night Stupor Bowl game when the Colts and New England were both 1-13 ? Cosell was calling that game, I believe. Chester was a very good tight end.

It was a quagmire for sure.....I would have to look on those wonderful record Old Crow

[The Old Crow]

It was a quagmire for sure.....I would have to look on those wonderful record Old Crow

 

 

I remember watching that game on TV. Good old Channel 13 in Baltimore.

[Coltsince4]

 

Fantastic Cs4! LOL! I love the dumb drummer jokes..Simply Classic! The video was funny too. 

 

My favorite of your drummer jokes: 

 

 

What do you say to a drummer in a three-piece suit?

"Will the defendant please rise?" [Criminal attraction element here for simple minded teenage women]

 

What does a drummer use for contraception? 

His personality. [Drummers do tend to be shy & antisocial]

 

How is a drum solo like a sneeze?

You know it's coming, but there's nothing you can do about it. [Drummers tend to be rebels & defy authority & rules & regulations]

 

 

How do you tell if the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth. [Classic road crew humor here. Drummers are seldom confused with Rhodes scholars HA! HA!]

 

I will look for more videos from you Cs4! Keep Rockin'!  Thanks pal!  ;)

 

 

 

 

 

I'm glad you liked it!! You might like this one!! I made up a drummer joke myself today with a true life experience that happened today. So here it is.

 

How do you know (can tell) that your band really has a drummer?

Answer. When he calls the bass player to pick up his snare drum that he left somewhere last week!!   Yea!!!! But he's cool anyway!!! Wouldn't do without him!!

 

Coltsince4/Line6bassman

[mahagga73]

Excellent read, especially for those that remember Bert Jones and how he played the game. I often have said if you didn't see Bert Jones play, think of Brett Favre with a Joe Montana head for the game, and John Elway legs.

 Yeah, he was an all-time great for those 3 years in the mid-70's. I saw one website had his 76 MVP year as the greatest season of all time considering the era and the way the game was played back then. He had 34 or so TD's and 10 INT's or so in an era where an even TD to INT ratio was commonplace because the league was run first and the rules weren't so pro-offense like now. Bill Bellichick was on the Colt's staff breaking in the league back then and he always said Bert was not only fearless but had the best arm  he has ever seen. It's too bad he started breaking down physically so soon. The Colt's went into the dumpster after that and never recovered till they were in Indianapolis. I highly recommend the book, Bert Jones and the Battling Colt's, for anyone who want's to learn about or relive the 70's Colt's.