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southwest1 last won the day on November 7 2019

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  1. I was listening to Steve Miller's "The Joker" last night driving home & this line always cracks me up: "You're the cutest thing that I ever did see; I really love your peaches. Want to shake your tree." Famous rock stars can sing that & be called clever & funny, but if you said that in real life to an attractive woman you'd get slapped across the face. Rightly so. I still like the song though. LOL!

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    2. southwest1


      Who knew so many friends of mine loved fruits & vegetables so much? LOL! Yes Nadine Steve Miller does have a gifted band without question.

    3. Gramz


      SW1 did I ever share with you the story of me getting front row seats to SMB and how I got them? lol

    4. alawai


      Like the Jolly Green Giant! I don't want to be hit with a can of beans!

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