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southwest1

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    Enough questions already. I feel like I'm being interrogated man. Big Brother is watching you too. Just Kidding!!! Add Alfred Hitchcock suspense music here.
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  1. Okay, it's official now UCF QB Blake Bortles said recently that he models his NFL game after BIG Ben in Pittsburg & Andrew Luck in INDY due to their body types & game changing clutchness. I will follow his career closely now. Anybody who gives Chewbacca some props is awesome 2 me...Nice!

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    2. southwest1

      southwest1

      Mr. Bortles decision making skills off the field are not bad either. Have you seen his girlfriend Lindsay Duke? Not too shabby. Google her name. You can thank me later. :) QBs always seem to land the prototype blond, cheerleader persona females don't they. It must be the money as CB Deion Sanders sang about so many years ago. Ha! Ha!

    3. southwest1

      southwest1

      " I follow the style and techniques of SW1, Mozart, Zarathustra, and Miss Piggy!" LOL 100GFB! A nerd, a piano man, a German philosopher, & a sassy, opinionated pig walk into a bar...Hi Yaw! Miss Piggy Got Mad & hit me so SW1 couldn't finish my spectacular punchline. Clearly Miss Piggy brings home the bacon. Oh crap, she heard that. Gotta Run away quickly now. Bye. Ha! Ha!

    4. Synthetic

      Synthetic

      Big Ben is an awesome, and very underrated.

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