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southwest1 last won the day on November 7 2019

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    Enough questions already. I feel like I'm being interrogated man. Big Brother is watching you too. Just Kidding!!! Add Alfred Hitchcock suspense music here.
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    Asking people sarcastic questions like this one:
    Do you know why adults always ask little kids what do you wanna be when they grow up? They are looking for ideas about possible career choices themselves. HA! HA!
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    Yeah, I have been known to get longwinded sometimes. Just Kidding!!!
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    Sounds like a parachute free fall base jump to me. Now do I pull the red chord first or the yellow one? Decisions, decisions, decisions...Hmmm

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  1. Did you ever notice when someone says to you "May I be frank?" No one ever replies back. "You can be Frank as long as I can be Steve." LOL! And how come no one ever says "Well, to make a short story long." Ha! Ha! Not enough comedians discuss language anymore. God, I miss George Carlin. Sigh...

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    2. T Y Goodbye

      T Y Goodbye

      Surely you must be joking...I know..and stop calling you Shirley..

    3. Gramz


      My father-in-law is Frank, and If I ever use the phrase "can I be frank" he's quick to correct me that he is Frank. lol

    4. chad72


      When you start sentences with "with all due respect" and "to be honest", you put up red flags with your audience automatically. "To be frank" is no different :).

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