The economy is brutal man. Even "Charlie the Tuna" is on unemployment & can't find work right now since not enough people are eating tuna "the chicken of the sea."
Humpty Dumpty tried out for the service, but ever since he fell off the wall medical doctors told Humpty Dumpty he was not eligible for the military because he suffered from a severe case of "shell shock." Humpty Dumpty got so upset with the doctors he went "egg wall" [awol]. HA! HA!
