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  1. If it weren't for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.

    1. alawai

      alawai

      Profound comment but I prefer watching TV with Coors Light.

    2. MAC

      MAC

      haha We need a symbol for "rim shot".
    3. southwest1

      southwest1

      I wouldn't mind TV by candlelight. Just don't make me walk outside to use the outhouse ruksak. Thanks. HA! HA! I prefer indoor plumbing too much. :)

  2. If you ever fall off of a tall building, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

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    2. Nadine

      Nadine

      still laughing!

    3. ruksak

      ruksak

      Just so people don't think I'm a plagiarizer ....these comments I'm posting are from 'Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy'. Old SNL bit they did in the early 1990's

    4. BrentMc11

      BrentMc11

      I was actually going to say "Random thoughts by Jack Handy." Too Deep for me :)

  3. If you wish to join the Colts Fan Forum Hippie Peace Movement, feel free to contact me. We're working on a sig banner for all members. We're supporting our team as it is, not fighting about what it was. Peace!

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    2. Blackhawk4

      Blackhawk4

      What our team was - It was the Baltimore Colts, then it relocated to Indianapolis and was renamed the Indianapolis Colts.

    3. ColtsPRIDE11

      ColtsPRIDE11

      I personally am just tired of hearing ppl complain about how stupid everyone is in our FO and how stupid our owner is and how we suck now. I'm ready for everyone to get EXCITED about where we are as a team and what we are doing. It's EXCITING! GO COLTS!

    4. Peytongirl

      Peytongirl

      Working on that banner. Hope it is what you guys are looking for. Peace love and rock& rol....er...FOOTBALL!

  4. Is it September yet?

    1. alawai

      alawai

      No but my Forward observers said it 4 clicks away!

    2. Synthetic

      Synthetic

      Fortunately nope. I dread aging in birthdays.

    3. Jules

      Jules

      I like May and June. Pretty months.

  5. It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared girl. Maybe it was like an angry girl, who was going to fight in another fight, away from the first fight.

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    2. ruksak

      ruksak

      Yes Nadine, I understand what you mean. However, tell a woman she has man hands and see what happens.

    3. Nadine

      Nadine

      @ruksak, that reminds me of a seinfeld episode...... MAN HANDS! Generally speaking, it's true that men don't want to look like women and vice versa

    4. ruksak

      ruksak

      One of the funniest sitcoms to ever hit the screen. Loved me some Seinfeld

  6. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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    2. ruksak

      ruksak

      You are a bad girl, Kayla. Both of you need a 5 minutes in the timeout chair.

    3. KaylaD

      KaylaD

      Ha ha!!! Being bad is so much more fun then being good and following sll the rules though, I prefer to live life! lol.

    4. southwest1

      southwest1

      Since light travels faster than sound, there is a legitimate reason why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. They have radioactive personalities which allows them to glow in the dark...Just Kidding!!!

  7. Manning.....the expendable g.o.a.t.

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    2. MAC

      MAC

      That's funny Fish

    3. MAC

      MAC

      Everytime I see ruksaks phrase I keep thinking "why does that sound familiar, why does that sound familiar.

      Finally got the tune - and it starts with the last name of a HOF TE from the 70s Oakland Raiders. Oddly the second time he was mentioned on this site today.

      Now we just need the rest of the lyrics.

    4. southwest1

      southwest1

      Isn't the phrase "Expendable G.O.A.T." an oxymoron?

  8. moar wins plz

    1. Susie Q

      Susie Q

      If we get moar wins the board will have a field day trying to figure if we lost our #1 pick. Oh plz moar wins !!!!

    2. Tayjah Symone'

      Tayjah Symone'

      #TeamColts always!!

  9. My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

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    2. MAC

      MAC

      lol Sounds like something Stephen Wright (I think that's his name) would say.

    3. ruksak

      ruksak

      Most of the stupid things I say are pure plagiarism

    4. MAC

      MAC

      I know that the smart things are original. It's all good. Thanks for the laugh.

  10. Nick, You're one of the better posters we have here. Hope you stick around with that big 'ol juicy brain of yours brother.

  11. Only the strong and faithful will follow down this road.

    1. Rich Cannon

      Rich Cannon

      I made sure to pack some hgh for this trip lol

    2. Coltssouth

      Coltssouth

      Nah! I'm just going so I can find something to complain about . . . my man says I can never find enough! :)

  12. Please sign up for the Official Fan Peace Club by leaving a comment in my profile. Lets show everyone how resolute we are in coming together as Colts fans.

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    2. Andy

      Andy

      You can add me too Ruk!

    3. ruksak

      ruksak

      I knew I could count on THE Andy.

    4. MAC

      MAC

      RE: Official Colts Fan Forum Hippie Peace Movement

      Ruk - you said "Hey, I tried to think of a clever acronym but it was late and I was drawing blanks."

      How about "HIppies for Peaceful POsting", AKA HIPPO

  13. Remember several weeks ago what I said about if Indy hires a vet QB and what that means? We ain't seein Peyton for many weeks.

  14. Remember this time. History will mock us for what we've done.

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    2. ruksak

      ruksak

      If Luck isn't here in 6 years and we aren't getting into the post season......well, you know which show that'll be PG.

    3. UndecidedFrog

      UndecidedFrog

      I don't know what will happen in the next 2-3 years. We may succeed or we may bomb.

      I do know that if we did not make the changes we made, we would have surely slowly deteriorated into insignificance.

    4. MIColtsFan

      MIColtsFan

      changes needed to be made, certainly on the defensive side of the ball. I think the overall of the offense is a big, big risk. I hope it all comes together.

  15. SHECOLT...slayer of trolls

  16. Thanks for the happy B-day wish, you were the first to acknowledge it!

  17. Were you on our last few message boards? Just curious..

  18. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department uses water.

    1. BrentMc11

      BrentMc11

      And make sure you do not live close to the No Volunteer fire department....their motto is "Let er burn."

    2. Nadine

      Nadine

      I shall remember that, thanks!

    3. Gramz

      Gramz

      I like that.

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