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  1. Please sign up for the Official Fan Peace Club by leaving a comment in my profile. Lets show everyone how resolute we are in coming together as Colts fans.

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    2. Andy

      Andy

      You can add me too Ruk!

    3. ruksak

      ruksak

      I knew I could count on THE Andy.

    4. MAC

      MAC

      RE: Official Colts Fan Forum Hippie Peace Movement

      Ruk - you said "Hey, I tried to think of a clever acronym but it was late and I was drawing blanks."

      How about "HIppies for Peaceful POsting", AKA HIPPO

  2. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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    2. ruksak

      ruksak

      You are a bad girl, Kayla. Both of you need a 5 minutes in the timeout chair.

    3. KaylaD

      KaylaD

      Ha ha!!! Being bad is so much more fun then being good and following sll the rules though, I prefer to live life! lol.

    4. southwest1

      southwest1

      Since light travels faster than sound, there is a legitimate reason why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. They have radioactive personalities which allows them to glow in the dark...Just Kidding!!!

  3. Remember this time. History will mock us for what we've done.

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    2. ruksak

      ruksak

      If Luck isn't here in 6 years and we aren't getting into the post season......well, you know which show that'll be PG.

    3. UndecidedFrog

      UndecidedFrog

      I don't know what will happen in the next 2-3 years. We may succeed or we may bomb.

      I do know that if we did not make the changes we made, we would have surely slowly deteriorated into insignificance.

    4. MIColtsFan

      MIColtsFan

      changes needed to be made, certainly on the defensive side of the ball. I think the overall of the offense is a big, big risk. I hope it all comes together.

  4. It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared girl. Maybe it was like an angry girl, who was going to fight in another fight, away from the first fight.

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    2. ruksak

      ruksak

      Yes Nadine, I understand what you mean. However, tell a woman she has man hands and see what happens.

    3. Nadine

      Nadine

      @ruksak, that reminds me of a seinfeld episode...... MAN HANDS! Generally speaking, it's true that men don't want to look like women and vice versa

    4. ruksak

      ruksak

      One of the funniest sitcoms to ever hit the screen. Loved me some Seinfeld

  5. Manning.....the expendable g.o.a.t.

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    2. MAC

      MAC

      That's funny Fish

    3. MAC

      MAC

      Everytime I see ruksaks phrase I keep thinking "why does that sound familiar, why does that sound familiar.

      Finally got the tune - and it starts with the last name of a HOF TE from the 70s Oakland Raiders. Oddly the second time he was mentioned on this site today.

      Now we just need the rest of the lyrics.

    4. southwest1

      southwest1

      Isn't the phrase "Expendable G.O.A.T." an oxymoron?

  6. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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    2. Coltsman1788

      Coltsman1788

      You're a sick dude Ruk. lol & smh

    3. KaylaD

      KaylaD

      Ha ha! That is hilarious, I love it.

    4. southwest1

      southwest1

      Let me guess, just before he passed away your grandfather probably said " Where's the fire? Why is everybody in such a hurry? Why are all these people driving the wrong way anyway?" LOL.

  7. My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

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    2. MAC

      MAC

      lol Sounds like something Stephen Wright (I think that's his name) would say.

    3. ruksak

      ruksak

      Most of the stupid things I say are pure plagiarism

    4. MAC

      MAC

      I know that the smart things are original. It's all good. Thanks for the laugh.

  8. If you wish to join the Colts Fan Forum Hippie Peace Movement, feel free to contact me. We're working on a sig banner for all members. We're supporting our team as it is, not fighting about what it was. Peace!

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    2. Blackhawk4

      Blackhawk4

      What our team was - It was the Baltimore Colts, then it relocated to Indianapolis and was renamed the Indianapolis Colts.

    3. ColtsPRIDE11

      ColtsPRIDE11

      I personally am just tired of hearing ppl complain about how stupid everyone is in our FO and how stupid our owner is and how we suck now. I'm ready for everyone to get EXCITED about where we are as a team and what we are doing. It's EXCITING! GO COLTS!

    4. Peytongirl

      Peytongirl

      Working on that banner. Hope it is what you guys are looking for. Peace love and rock& rol....er...FOOTBALL!

  9. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

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    2. ruksak

      ruksak

      Actually, I'm not sure. Thinking of sending her to a nunnery.

    3. BrentMc11

      BrentMc11

      She'll have 'nun' of that Ruk!!

    4. ruksak

      ruksak

      lol.....touche

  10. Frog....show some emotion @#$% you! lol.....let out a curse. Speak ill of the Irsay family. Blame somebody...point a finger in angst. Stop being so rational and mature!

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    2. Susie Q

      Susie Q

      Fish does that mean we have to wear ear plugs and the chat mods have to have the kick finger ready. lol

    3. ruksak

      ruksak

      It'll get uglier before this thang gets purty

    4. The Fish

      The Fish

      We"ll set up a swear jar and send it to a charity for southern Indiana. Ear plugs may help, if you aren't familiar with the repitiore?

  11. I had this weird nightmare that Irsay cut Manning.....lol like can you imagine?

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    2. ruksak
    3. BrentMc11

      BrentMc11

      In a related note, I woke up from a nightmare....the sky is falling. It is raining jersies. 18, 87, 85 63,58,33, 29, 93.....the only one that stayed up...was Painter's 7....nobody bought one.

    4. southwest1

      southwest1

      Brent, I just had a bizarre thought...Maybe Curtis Painter is like Samson in reverse...If you cut his golden locks off his head, he actually gains QB wisdom & strength & can really play flawless field general football for once...Anybody got a scissors to test this unorthodox theory of mine? HA! HA! Just Kidding!!!

  12. Hippie Cub Members; Ruksak, PeytonGirl, Gramz, Susie Q, MAC, Shecolt, Coltssouth, DG1, Hungariancoltsfan, Maureen, WeSpy, Cujo, AustinCollie17, Andy246, Warhorse, Subvet, Firejimcaldwell, The Peytonator, GoDeep, Braveheartcolt, Schwamm, UndecidedFrog, Meltdown, Soutwest1, ColtsBlueFL

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    2. southwest1

      southwest1

      Perhaps, this a minor oversight ruksak, but you accidentally spelled my name wrong. It is missing an h in it i.e. Southwest1. No worries ruksak. If that is your only stumble today, you are doing excellent my friend. Your batting average is nearly phenomanel, I mean, phenomenal overall.

    3. HungarianColtsFan

      HungarianColtsFan

      I hope peace and accordance will return to the fan base! (Ruk, U have misspelled my name too)

    4. MIColtsFan

      MIColtsFan

      sounds good I'm in...

  13. If you ever fall off of a tall building, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

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    2. Nadine

      Nadine

      still laughing!

    3. ruksak

      ruksak

      Just so people don't think I'm a plagiarizer ....these comments I'm posting are from 'Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy'. Old SNL bit they did in the early 1990's

    4. BrentMc11

      BrentMc11

      I was actually going to say "Random thoughts by Jack Handy." Too Deep for me :)

  14. I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me? I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands.

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    2. Coltman51

      Coltman51

      this was funny to see and read as I watch season one of walking dead again on AMC/ you guys are strange , but hilarious. lol

    3. MAC

      MAC

      lol I'll take that as an optimistic note for springtime......lazing in a hammock on a beautiful day with a beer in hand, watching the ants slowly attempting to hoist their weaponry. Sigh. Something to look forward to.

      Of course there are advantages to their vast numbers. while you're bravely staring down the barrel, they could simultaneously be inside on the pc, stealing your identity, or making random posts in your name on Colts forum.

    4. southwest1

      southwest1

      Good point GFB! Do they have to pass an insect background check & does the entire ant hill have to pass the background check & take safety classes too? HA! HA! What is considered proper ID for an ant or ant colony? Is there a Dept. Of Motor Vehicles for Insects & does the photographer require all ants to smile & say cheese for their license/ID too?

  15. I say we trade all of our draft picks for Ricky Williams!

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    2. The Fish

      The Fish

      Somebody is going to need to mellow out the fans..

    3. shakedownstreet

      shakedownstreet

      he knows where to get the good weed!

    4. Susie Q

      Susie Q

      I agree Fish it's not fun to even read the threads anymore too much bickering and fighting. Guess it's a good time to take a break. lol

  16. If it weren't for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.

    1. alawai

      alawai

      Profound comment but I prefer watching TV with Coors Light.

    2. MAC

      MAC

      haha We need a symbol for "rim shot".
    3. southwest1

      southwest1

      I wouldn't mind TV by candlelight. Just don't make me walk outside to use the outhouse ruksak. Thanks. HA! HA! I prefer indoor plumbing too much. :)

  17. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department uses water.

    1. BrentMc11

      BrentMc11

      And make sure you do not live close to the No Volunteer fire department....their motto is "Let er burn."

    2. Nadine

      Nadine

      I shall remember that, thanks!

    3. Gramz

      Gramz

      I like that.

  18. Is it September yet?

    1. alawai

      alawai

      No but my Forward observers said it 4 clicks away!

    2. Synthetic

      Synthetic

      Fortunately nope. I dread aging in birthdays.

    3. Jules

      Jules

      I like May and June. Pretty months.

  19. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

    1. KaylaD

      KaylaD

      Ha ha. Sounds like a good idea to me! Thanks for the laugh this morning:)

    2. southwest1

      southwest1

      When you ask God for forgiveness about the bike theft, you should also mention that you deserve credit for not polluting the ozone & atmosphere with co2 gas emissions. At least, you are an environmentally friend thief right? Hey, you didn't steal a tank or Hummer after all right? LOL ruksak.

  20. Hippie Cub Members; Ruksak, PeytonGirl, Gramz, Susie Q, MAC, Shecolt, Coltssouth, DG1, Hungariancoltsfan, Maureen, WeSpy, Cujo, AustinCollie17, Andy246, Warhorse, Subvet, Firejimcaldwell, The Peytonator, GoDeep, Braveheartcolt, Schwamm, Meltdown, Southwest1, ColtsBlueFL, MIColtsFan, Buccolts, Open Window, Dan

    1. sb41champs
    2. ruksak

      ruksak

      Welcome aboard, sb41

  21. Hippie Cub Members; Ruksak, PeytonGirl, Gramz, Susie Q, MAC, Shecolt, Coltssouth, DG1, Hungariancoltsfan, Maureen, WeSpy, Cujo, AustinCollie17, Andy246, Warhorse, Subvet, Firejimcaldwell, The Peytonator, GoDeep, Braveheartcolt, Schwamm, UndecidedFrog, Meltdown, Southwest1, ColtsBlueFL, MIColtsFan, Buccolts, Open Window

    1. Dan

      Dan

      Can I join? :D

    2. ruksak

      ruksak

      Heck ya, Dan....you can be a hippie!

  22. Only the strong and faithful will follow down this road.

    1. Rich Cannon

      Rich Cannon

      I made sure to pack some hgh for this trip lol

    2. Coltssouth

      Coltssouth

      Nah! I'm just going so I can find something to complain about . . . my man says I can never find enough! :)

  23. Do not argue with an *. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

    1. BrentMc11

      BrentMc11

      I think from experience that can also go the other way Ruk. I think experience comes to play when 'debating' an *, but it is usually an exercise in futility!!!

    2. Smonroe

      Smonroe

      Ruk, that's a great quote. I work for the government so I'll be repeating it often.

  24. boooooooo

    1. The Fish
    2. BrentMc11

      BrentMc11

      The Ranger's not gonna like it Yogi!!

  25. moar wins plz

    1. Susie Q

      Susie Q

      If we get moar wins the board will have a field day trying to figure if we lost our #1 pick. Oh plz moar wins !!!!

    2. Tayjah Symone'

      Tayjah Symone'

      #TeamColts always!!

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