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  1. I hate it when I'm trying to be handsome and a more handsome guy stands next to me and handsomes much harder than I can

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    2. BrentMc11

      BrentMc11

      This is the funniest post ever! Thank you Captain! I scare little kids....even at Halloween! :)

    3. MIColtsFan

      MIColtsFan

      must of been standing next to Thor again

    4. Captain Americolt

      Captain Americolt

      Lol. Brent and Nadine. You're Welcome! :)

  2. The house right next to my neighbor's house just exploded. Entire garage and cars engulfed in flames. I hope the family was able to get out.

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    2. alawai

      alawai

      Ditto to SW1! Stay safe!

    3. Captain Americolt

      Captain Americolt

      Just learned the family and their baby daughter got out safely. It seems only the garage exploded, but the dad's work van was destroyed. The entire front half was in flames for atleast 35 mintutes

    4. MIColtsFan

      MIColtsFan

      so glad you updated to say the family got out safely! wow what a scare. I hope they recover and have options to stay until their home is repaired.

  3. Got tickets to the Colts-Chargers game here in SD. what should I expect for my first NFL game?

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    2. southwest1

      southwest1

      Oops...Old habits die hard...Ha! Ha! I didn't even realize I did that til you pointed that out. That is pretty funny actually. LOL! :)

    3. alawai

      alawai

      Keep your ticket as your first NFL game. See you there!

    4. BrentMc11

      BrentMc11

      Get some good pics Captain!!! Enjoy!! :)

  4. Leon Sandcastle.

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    2. southwest1

      southwest1

      You might be on to something there 100GFB. Maybe a large portion of Deion Sander's behavior on TV is an alter ego media persona. I don't know. I have never met him in person.

    3. alawai

      alawai

      SW1, as a teenager my son got his autograph and said he was one of the nicest athletes. Son also mentioned Anthony Munoz and Earl Campbell being nice guys.

    4. southwest1

      southwest1

      Cool story 100GFB. I like it when I am unexpectedly surprised by a celebrity interaction for all the right reasons. :)

  5. Reallly diggin this adblock for my browser. Where has it been all my life. Goodbye 30 second advertisements on minute long youtube videos.

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    2. Fx Stryker

      Fx Stryker

      For google chrome users go to the extension part of your browser. The search for Adblock plus, install, and for extra protection install better pop up blocker.

    3. Captain Americolt

      Captain Americolt

      Yep. I have Chrome. Installed it the same way Fx Stryker explained it. For other browsers you can google adblock and one of them should pop up for your browser.

    4. BrentMc11

      BrentMc11

      I did it...thanks Americolt and FX!

  6. Poetry at its finest. "The Raven"

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    2. MIColtsFan

      MIColtsFan

      it's a scary, scary poem... gives me shivers. It's amazing how Poe could spin words in such a spine tingling way.

    3. southwest1

      southwest1

      I always thought the Baltimore Ravens & Ray Lewis should incorporate this poem into their game day NFL ritual somehow. "...Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before; But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token, But the Raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only. That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour... Quoth the Raven "Nevermore."

    4. teganslaw

      teganslaw

      Edgar Allen Poe is one of my favorite authors. His works are great, "The Raven" being on of his best.

  7. Phin fans still think Davis sucks even though he was doing his best Revis impersonation for the past 3 weeks. Denial about their trade...

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    2. BrentMc11

      BrentMc11

      I am with Peytonator....not until late did he impress although he was injured. I was worrried we gave up a 2 for him....not as much now.

    3. southwest1

      southwest1

      "Sour grape for them, +1 for Grigs!" Cute HCF! Does that mean that Davis has now performed like a fine wine? I agree though Grigson made a good move here my friend. :D

    4. HungarianColtsFan

      HungarianColtsFan

      You know SW1, wine gets better with time... :-D I hope Davis keeps getting better and better!

  8. I invited some people over to do some coke. But I gave them Pepsi instead.

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    2. BrentMc11

      BrentMc11

      Is it wrong to like Diet Coke but also like reg Pepsi?

    3. MIColtsFan

      MIColtsFan

      no fans of 80's SNL out there?? anyone? no pepsi, coke?

    4. southwest1

      southwest1

      Ah yes, the Pepsi vs Coke TV commercial wars from the 80's I remember it well. So Eric Clapton's song "Cocaine" is really about his love for the classic coke formula eh? Just Kidding! Lame I know, but it's all I've got right now. HA! HA!

  9. I can't post for some reason.

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    2. Captain Americolt

      Captain Americolt

      I feel so dumb, but ow do you clear your browser Nadine?

    3. Nadine

      Nadine

      it depends on the browser. For chrome go to tools/clear browsing history. Select empty the cache. After that, do a hard refresh on your browser. On a pc press and hold the control and F5 keys

    4. Captain Americolt

      Captain Americolt

      Thanks Nadine. I have it working now

  10. Panera Bread!! Getting ready to whip out $8 for a medium sized sandwich.

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    2. BrentMc11

      BrentMc11

      Just got coupons for free bagels for 2 months......gonna be our next NT.....OK maybe not :)

    3. Captain Americolt

      Captain Americolt

      LOL. Those bagels sure are good. Especially with blueberry cream cheese. Or was it strawberry? ..

    4. BrentMc11

      BrentMc11

      Let me know Captain....may be able to hook you up!!! I am simple...I like the plain....the sesame....babels that convert to sandwiches.....I don't know....that blueberry sounds good :)

  11. "Calvin Johnson was a steal in the 2007 draft" lol gotta agree

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    2. BrentMc11

      BrentMc11

      Straight up MIColtsFan.

    3. southwest1

      southwest1

      Yes MCF, with $60 million guaranteed, Megatron had better produce TD's in his sleep.

    4. MIColtsFan

      MIColtsFan

      I know, some high expectations from him now.. just so fun to watch!

  12. Out of essential foods in the house. Too lazy to go to the store. Dominos 2 medium 2-topping pizza deal it is.

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    2. TKnight24

      TKnight24

      Papa John's >>>> Dominos Why else would Peyton be up there with Papa?? haha

    3. Nadine

      Nadine

      I made Italian beef this weekend and suddenly my house is a popular lunch destination

    4. T Y Goodbye

      T Y Goodbye

      when you make Italian beef..can you please deliver in 30 min or less?? we're all hungry now!..lol

  13. Have to go to court on Thanksgiving... ugh....

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    2. southwest1

      southwest1

      I hope the judge & lawyers are kind & compassionate toward you CA.

    3. Nadine

      Nadine

      what? people are working on thanksgiving?

    4. Captain Americolt

      Captain Americolt

      I'm gonna feel really dumb, but I thought Thanksgiving was yesterday on a Wednesday!... *facepalms himself*

      Anyways court went well. Bro just got off with 20 hrs of community service.

  14. What is on your mind?

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    2. southwest1

      southwest1

      Cocaine...I mean Oreo cookies & a tall, cold glass of milk. [A Connecticut College Study joke] :)

    3. BrentMc11

      BrentMc11

      Follow-up cardio appt....

    4. MIColtsFan

      MIColtsFan

      not enough space to write it all

  15. Awesome win!! Definition of "stats don't tell the whole story". Luck had a rating of 70.

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    2. BrentMc11

      BrentMc11

      Very poor INTs, but the leadership is amazing for a young man.

    3. southwest1

      southwest1

      I will 2nd that one Brent! Luck's leadership is off the charts no question. :)

    4. MIColtsFan

      MIColtsFan

      Luck's ability to "shake it off" and move on to the next play is incredible

  16. Have we ever had these many Redskins fans on our board before?

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    2. southwest1

      southwest1

      RGIII is a regular contributor on Colts Forum here & I enjoy reading his keen perspective on things myself. :D

    3. HungarianColtsFan

      HungarianColtsFan

      I think Captain spotted some other besides him. He is a nice contributor to our forum.

    4. Captain Americolt

      Captain Americolt

      Yes RGIII is nice contributor to this forum. I enjoy reading about RG3 and the skins through his point of view. I was talking about the other ones..

  17. Gonna make a trip to the Fins forum. Wish me Luck.

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    2. The Peytonator

      The Peytonator

      Troll 'em hard lol...

    3. Captain Americolt

      Captain Americolt

      I WILL, Peytonator. :) hehe

    4. southwest1

      southwest1

      We are 5-3 now. Not bad Colts Nation. Not bad at all. Go Blue Horseshoe & keep shocking the NFL world with nail bitting victories. Colts radio broadcaster Bob Lamey & Will Wolford, his co-host, are simply amazing at the top of their games. Nice work gentlemen! You do a superb job televising Colts games every week on Sirus Satellite Radio IMO. :)

  18. Ballard.

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    2. MIColtsFan

      MIColtsFan

      so impressive.. good to see the middle open up like it did too, good job O line!

    3. Nadine

      Nadine

      yep, he wore his super suit yesterday

    4. southwest1

      southwest1

      Ballard is indeed our work horse back...Our game winning back that is! :)

  19. In Great Britain, there was a law that if you commit suicide, the punishment would be death by hanging.

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    2. BrentMc11

      BrentMc11

      That reminds me of an old joke......the plane goes down....nobody lived....where did they bury the survivors???? Very strange law IMO.

    3. Dan

      Dan

      It was more to stop attempted suicide than punish the dead but it's still a pretty funny sounding law. That said, it's far from the most stupid law we've ever had - as a Law student I've heard of a few funny ones!

    4. BrentMc11

      BrentMc11

      Dan....is that YOU???? Dan??? Dan??? Wher did you go? :)

  20. "You won't like me when i'm angry. Because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources." - The Credible Hulk

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    2. The Peytonator

      The Peytonator

      NM...I just looked it up. Still hilarious.

    3. Captain Americolt

      Captain Americolt

      Lol no I quoted it. Really funny though

    4. BrentMc11

      BrentMc11

      I had a very green moment....just sayin!

  21. AP signing autographs for kids. He then asks them for THEIR autograph. Dude is awesome.

    1. alawai

      alawai

      Son said one of the nicest guys was Deion Sanders. Son went up to him for an autograph and Deion said hey lets have a conversation. Deion said he wants to interact with people not just sign a piece of paper. Son and Deion walked for a while at the mall and had a great conversation.

    2. MIColtsFan

      MIColtsFan

      that is so great!

    3. southwest1

      southwest1

      That is very cool indeed. I say that everytime I pay bills & sign my checks. The phone & internet company just wants my autograph too! HA! HA!

  22. The Energizer Bunny was arrested and charged with battery.

    1. alawai

      alawai

      Yes and Morton's was chaged with assault.

    2. BrentMc11

      BrentMc11

      Somebunny will love both of them in prison....some old salt for sure.

    3. southwest1

      southwest1

      I hope that the Energizer Bunny doesn't have to give up 1 rabbit's foot to pay his lawyer's retainer & courtroom fees...I don't know if carrots serve as an adequate means for payment. HA! HA! Just Kidding!!!

  23. "The Indianapolis Reggie Waynes beat us fair and square" -What a Packers fan said. Hilarious

    1. BrentMc11
    2. HungarianColtsFan

      HungarianColtsFan

      Sour grape... Reggie was awesome, but the whole team did its best last afternoon (evening in my time zone).

    3. MIColtsFan

      MIColtsFan

      guess that fan didn't notice the 5 sacks on Rodgers or how many times Colts defense handed them a 3 and out! @Brent, he's got cheese alright, stinky moldy cheese!

  24. Just found out BA is the Cardinals new HC. Am I late?

    1. HungarianColtsFan

      HungarianColtsFan

      I don1t know...maybe I'm late too...just read on NFL he is.

    2. MIColtsFan

      MIColtsFan

      saw it only this a.m. on sports center. I'm gonna miss that guy as a Colt. I wish him the best.

    3. BrentMc11

      BrentMc11

      I felt it last night.....it is real this morning...

  25. That video of Amukamara being tossed into ice-cold water by JPP is just wrong... Amukamara's face says it all.

    1. Flux

      Flux

      honestly, would you be smiling if that happened to you? even if you knew it was all fun and games...Amukamara was hurt most of his rookie season and i doubt he ever got his hazing experience, not to the full extent at least.

    2. Captain Americolt

      Captain Americolt

      I read he was thrown in the tub about 8 times last year, his rookie year. Have you seen the video? guys dont need that kind of crap. Even if it is all fun and games, his face says it all.

    3. Flux

      Flux

      Yes I watched it. If thats how you feel then fine but I think people are becoming too sensitive about it. Maybe Prince was running his mouth maybe they were just bored and started rough-housing. Tuck could have done a lot worse than carry him down a hallway and drop him in a ice bath...If Prince would have gotten hurt from the fall then yes I'd be right there with you but for me no harm no foul.

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