Andrew Luck Pep Talk

[Lucky Colts Fan]

Andrew Luck:    "Well Brother Brissett, I was right to assume you wouldn't need a pep talk to clean the brown out of the outhouse last week.  Well done.  As you know my throwing shoulder is still not ready, so you and Brother Tolzien will have to travel to the sea and deal with these pesky hawks."

 

Scott Tolzien:  "But they have 8 former Pro-Bowlers on their defense, and Russell Wilson, and the 12 seamen, and-"

 

Andrew Luck:  "Shush Scott, you let Brother Brissett worry about all that, you just stand there and hold the rock-bucket for him.  Don't worry Brother Brissett, it's not as hard as SOME make it seem, believe me.  You see this small rock?  It's my Thank You rock, and I call it TY.  It served me well last time I faced these Seahawks.  Use it wisely, and bring it back to me.  God Speed Brother Brissett."

[Lucky Colts Fan]

Jacoby Brissett:  "But Brother Luck, who will churn the butter in our absence?"

 

Andrew Luck:  "I'm going to test out the new automated-butter-churner that Brother Jebediah has been working on.  It should be fine."

 

 

[ColtsBlitz]

That robotic arms' motion with the phrase "butter churner" can easily be taken out of context. 

[ReMeDy]

Scott Tolzien is worried, then realizes he doesn't have to play. Life is rough for a backup QB.

[oldunclemark]

17 hours ago, ReMeDy said:

Scott Tolzien is worried, then realizes he doesn't have to play. Life is rough for a backup QB.

sometimes...'Mr Clipboard' is your role in life...

[throwing BBZ]

   I'd like to Protest That____making $2M to hold the clipboard.