Looks like Brady wasn't the only one who had a jersey stolen.
Seriously speaking, why just 8 grand to get the jersey back? That is dirt cheap for blackmail. Even for a player like Warner, autographed and used memorabilia can rake in far greater value and price than just 8 grand.
Maybe we can draft a player that can do Double Duty(play 2 positions).
Peppers might play 4 positions, S, OLB, RB, CB.....and maybe sell peanuts & popcorn at halftime. But only on home games, so he won't be overworked.