The Offseason Reading Series #2: Which Indianapolis Colt are you?

[21isSuperman]

Time for another installment of the Offseason Reading Series!

Previous ORS installments:

ORS1: The best Indianapolis Colts team ever

In today's installment, we will determine which Indianapolis Colt you are.  It's pretty simple.  Just click "reveal hidden contents" to whichever answer best fits you.  This was a HUGE pain to deal with in terms of formatting, but it looks like it works! Let me know who you guys are!

What side of the ball do you play on?

A) Offense.  Let’s light up that scoreboard!

 

Spoiler

 

Alright, offense it is.  Are we passing you the ball?

A) Yes

Spoiler

 

Why are we throwing you the ball?

 

A) My technique is impeccable.  I’ve broken it down to a science.  Use my film to teach future players what to do!

 

Spoiler

 

You got it.  Can we count on a locker room speech after the game?

 

A) Not at all.  Keep me out of the spotlight!

Spoiler

 

You are…

 

Marvin Harrison!

B) Absolutely.  I consider myself a vocal leader of the team.

Spoiler

 

You are…

 

Reggie Wayne!

 

B) My physical tools make me a matchup nightmare!
 

Spoiler

 

Sounds good.  The ball is coming your way.  Do you have your gloves on?

 

A) Gloves?  I don’t need gloves.

 

Spoiler

 

You are…

 

Dallas Clark!

B) Yep, I got ‘em.  Throw me the ball!

Spoiler

 

You are…

 

TY Hilton!

 

 

 

B) No
 

Spoiler

 

No problem.  Should we score points by throwing the ball, or running the ball?

 

A) Let me throw it.  Let’s overwhelm the defense with a supreme aerial attack!

 

Spoiler

 

If the pocket collapses, can you scramble out of the pocket and run for a first down?

 

A) Scrambling isn’t where I excel…

Spoiler

 

You are…

 

Peyton Manning!

B) Sure, that’s not a problem!  I can even truck a defender if I need to.

Spoiler

 

You are…

 

Andrew Luck!

 

B) Run the ball right down their throats!

Spoiler

Sounds like a plan.  Are you making the key block?

 

A) Yeah!  Follow my block and you’ll find the endzone.

 

Spoiler

 

You are…

 

Jeff Saturday!

B) The only time I block is in pass protection.  We’re running the ball here.  Hand me the ball and watch me juke these defenders!

Spoiler

 

You are…

 

Joseph Addai!

 

 

 

B) Defense.  We won’t let them gain a single first down!
 

Spoiler

 

Alright, let’s put the D in Indy!  Before the game, are you going to be firing up the team with a fiery pre-game speech?

A) Yes

Spoiler

 

You’re clearly a leader to the defense.  Do you want the responsibility of calling the plays too?

 

A) Absolutely.  Nothing is better than telling your unit what the call is and getting them all lined up properly.

Spoiler

 

What’s your college story?

 

A) I went to a very historic program with a long list of NFL talent.

 

Spoiler

 

You are…

 

Gary Brackett!

B) I went to a small school, but that underdog label just fueled me to get to the NFL!

Spoiler

 

You are…

 

Jerrell Freeman

 

 

 

B) No, thanks.  Just give me the call and let me do my job.
 

Spoiler

 

Is Indy the only home you’ll have as an NFL player?

 

A) Yes, I bleed blue!

 

Spoiler

 

You are…

 

Robert Mathis!

 

B) The NFL has a lot of great places to play.  I love Indy, but I want to take the best opportunity for me, even if that means relocating several times.

 

Spoiler

 

You are…

 

Cory Redding!

 

 

 

B) No, I’m not known to be a very vocal person.

Spoiler

Not a problem.  What’s your primary focus as a defender?

 

A) The NFL is a pass-first league.  I’m here to disrupt the opposing offense’s passing game.

Spoiler

 

How do you do that?

 

A) Rush the passer!  Pin your ears back and let’s hunt the quarterback!

Spoiler

 

You are…

 

Dwight Freeney!

 

B) Put the opponent’s best receiver on me and I’ll cover him like a blanket!

Spoiler

 

You are…

 

Vontae Davis!

 

 

B) I can stop the run and the pass.  I’m a complete defender!

Spoiler

 

Awesome!  What do you prefer to do, lay a mean hit on an opponent, or play center field and bait the QB into throwing picks?

 

A) I’m here to lay the wood!  I’ll get us some forced fumbles, dropped passes, and even intimidate the opposing team into submission!

 

Spoiler

 

You are…

 

Bob Sanders!

B) I’m a center fielder.  I like playing mind games with QBs, letting them think their receivers are open, only to steal the ball away at the last second!

Spoiler

 

You are…

 

Antoine Bethea!

 

 

 

 

[Finball]

Antoine Bethea.

 

I think that actually fits well. One of my favorite Colts too.

[Smonroe]

13 minutes ago, Finball said:

Antoine Bethea.

 

I think that actually fits well. One of my favorite Colts too.

 

Me too!

[Mr. Irrelevant]

Marvin Harrison!

 

I can live with that! 

[SaturdayAllDay]

Big surprise who I got. Jeff Saturday!!!!

[buccolts]

I thought I was Albert Bentley, but it said I was Joseph Addai.

[New Zealands #1 Colts Fan]

Love me some Dallas Clark

[NorthernBlue]

I'm just like Marvin Harrison!

 

Except that Marvin Harrison is super talented and I'm like, not.

 

But other than that, just like him!

[MTC]

I'm Dallas Clark. 

[2006Coltsbestever]

Gary Brackett MLB. I am very soft spoken in real life and pretty diplomatic 99% of the time but if riled up, I can tell someone like it is if need be. Control the middle on Defense and stop the opponent! Protect your territory.

[Gyworks]

Marvelous job with this post Superman, congrats. I couldn't stop digging into the options until I found the ultimate Colts defender, our almighty Bob Sanders :-))

[21isSuperman]

51 minutes ago, Gyworks said:

Marvelous job with this post Superman, congrats. I couldn't stop digging into the options until I found the ultimate Colts defender, our almighty Bob Sanders :-))

Thanks!  It was fun to put it together.  It was a huge pain to format it, but I think it turned out well.  I'm glad you enjoy it!

[21isSuperman]

18 hours ago, NorthernBlue said:

I'm just like Marvin Harrison!

 

Except that Marvin Harrison is super talented and I'm like, not.

 

But other than that, just like him!

 

Awesome profile pic, by the way!

[Flash7]

I am Andrew Luck.

 

Awesome idea to put this together. Reminds me of the 'Choose your own adventure' books I used to read.

[CanuckColtsFan]

Jurelle Freeman  

[JTrouble]

Jerrell Freeman

[ReMeDy]

I'm 6'5", so I selected that I'd be on offense, catching the ball, with gloves, utilizing my physical tools as a matchup nightmare, and I got... TY Hilton who is 5'9". Oh well, lol.

[jchandler7]

Bob Sanders....I think i just pulled a muscle typing this up, gotta go!

[21isSuperman]

9 hours ago, ReMeDy said:

I'm 6'5", so I selected that I'd be on offense, catching the ball, with gloves, utilizing my physical tools as a matchup nightmare, and I got... TY Hilton who is 5'9". Oh well, lol.

Take off the gloves and you're a Dallas Clark clone!

[DarkHorse]

Reggie Wayne

[ColtsBlueFL]

Reggie Wayne

 

 

[AZColt11]

Apparently I'm Dwight Freeney, all 5'8" 190 lbs of me.  Or maybe I'm just his left leg, IDK.

[2006Coltsbestever]

Great stuff!

[NFLfan]

I know this is for Colts fans. But I played. I am:

 

Andrew Luck 

 

[NFLfan]

18 minutes ago, 2006Coltsbestever said:

Great stuff!

 

Who were you?

[PrincetonTiger]

It says I am Dallas Clark

but I say Ken Dilger or any interior OL

[Colts_Fan12]

Reggie Wayne 

[21isSuperman]

3 hours ago, NFLfan said:

I know this is for Colts fans. But I played. I am:

 

Andrew Luck 

 

I'm glad people are really enjoying this.  I'm considering doing another one that's for NFL players instead of just Colts players.

 

Surprisingly, we still have a few players that haven't been picked yet

[bananabucket]

Dallas Clark.  I was hoping for Dan Klecko..

[Gramz]

I got Andrew Luck.  

 

Side note:  could be the flip phone connection. ..??  

[2006Coltsbestever]

6 hours ago, NFLfan said:

 

Who were you?

Gary Brackett - low key, nice guy but protects my territory and stops opponents.

[NFLfan]

1 minute ago, 2006Coltsbestever said:

Gary Brackett - low key, nice guy but protects my territory and stops opponents.

 

Rutgers guy, no? 

 

I got Andrew Luck. I tried the game again but this time I chose defense. I got Vontae Davis. 

[2006Coltsbestever]

1 hour ago, NFLfan said:

 

Rutgers guy, no? 

 

I got Andrew Luck. I tried the game again but this time I chose defense. I got Vontae Davis. 

Yes Brackett went to Rutgers. I just chose him because it fits my personality. I think that was point of the Thread, I may be wrong. Brackett was very low key, a nice guy, but when riled would stand his ground. The MLB position is very important and I thought he was a Great player but underrated because we had guys like Freeney, Mathis, and Bob. Brackett was the 4th best Defensive player on that 2006 team though and played outstanding against the Ravens in the 2006 game, matching Ray Lewis and he also had the fumble recovery for TD in the Rosencopter game . Also in the 2009 4th and 2 game, he caused a fumble vs the Pats that turned the game around, Pats were going in for the killer score and Brackett stripped the ball. Game turned around after that.

 

[teganslaw]

Marvin Harrison. I was just elected to the Hall of Fame.

[21isSuperman]

16 hours ago, NFLfan said:

 

Rutgers guy, no? 

 

I got Andrew Luck. I tried the game again but this time I chose defense. I got Vontae Davis. 

I believe that makes you the first person to get Vontae.  Or at least the first person to post it

[JustAColtsFan]

Robert Mathis - Wow I feel humble that I could be anything lIke the Ultimate Colt!

[Imrryr]

Jerrell Freeman is who i got. Not bad

[21isSuperman]

There are 2 players left who have not been picked - one of whom is Peyton Freakin' Manning!  14/16 players have been picked.

[NFLfan]

16 minutes ago, 21isSuperman said:

There are 2 players left who have not been picked - one of whom is Peyton Freakin' Manning!  14/16 players have been picked.

 

Is the last one Jeff Saturday? 

[ColtsBlueFL]

3 hours ago, 21isSuperman said:

There are 2 players left who have not been picked - one of whom is Peyton Freakin' Manning!  14/16 players have been picked.

 

I just did one where I was throwing the ball, and not being thrown to.  This was the last item before I got my name-

 

A) Scrambling isn’t where I excel…

 

you are ...

 

 

Or...

 

 

A) Yeah!  Follow my block and you’ll find the endzone.

 

You are...

 

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