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Sorry. Just making a joke. These off-season guys come and go so fast, I don't even pay attention to them at all. I'm more interested in what type of detergent they use at the Colts compound than this random nobody who'll be gone by August. 

 

He's a perennial practice squad guy in his 30's......so I make jokes to amuse myself at the insignificance of it all. 

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Sorry. Just making a joke. These off-season guys come and go so fast, I don't even pay attention to them at all. I'm more interested in what type of detergent they use at the Colts compound than this random nobody who'll be gone by August. 

 

He's a perennial practice squad guy in his 30's......so I make jokes to amuse myself at the insignificance of it all. 

 

Oh ok got it.  

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I think we've got a lot of depth on the DL as it stands right now.  Who knows what the injury situation will look like when preseason is over, but if everyone is healthy I don't see him being anything but a practice squad guy if he has elig. left.  I know he was with the Jaguars for about a year as well so that could play into it.  He's got a hill to climb when you consider Art Jones, Chapman, Langford, Anderson, Parry, Hughes, Kerr, Quarles. It's doubtful, but even a guy like Okine could play into the mix. 

 

Pendleton has a lot working against him, but it's a plus that he already knows the scheme.

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So is he here or gone? He was a good player when he got to play!

 

See post below.

 

Sorry. Just making a joke. These off-season guys come and go so fast, I don't even pay attention to them at all. I'm more interested in what type of detergent they use at the Colts compound than this random nobody who'll be gone by August. 

 

He's a perennial practice squad guy in his 30's......so I make jokes to amuse myself at the insignificance of it all.

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I apologize. Sometimes I think I'm being funny when really, people just want to punch me in the face.

 

I know this because often after I make a joke, people look at me and they, well.....they punch me in the face. Which wouldn't hurt my feelings so much if they laughed while they punched me, at least I'd know my joke landed well. Or they could laugh, punch me in the face, and then laugh some more. But typically there is no laughter. Just punching. Face punching. 

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He'll probably be competing for the last D-Line spot with Parry and Quarles if I had to guess. He didn't look too bad when he played year before last. I remember thinking he was young, like 23-24, and he ended up being like 30something lol.

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I apologize. Sometimes I think I'm being funny when really, people just want to punch me in the face.

 

I know this because often after I make a joke, people look at me and they, well.....they punch me in the face. Which wouldn't hurt my feelings so much if they laughed while they punched me, at least I'd know my joke landed well. Or they could laugh, punch me in the face, and then laugh some more. But typically there is no laughter. Just punching. Face punching. 

 

so we already cut this guy & your face is all bruised?

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I apologize. Sometimes I think I'm being funny when really, people just want to punch me in the face.

 

I know this because often after I make a joke, people look at me and they, well.....they punch me in the face. Which wouldn't hurt my feelings so much if they laughed while they punched me, at least I'd know my joke landed well. Or they could laugh, punch me in the face, and then laugh some more. But typically there is no laughter. Just punching. Face punching. 

If it makes you feel any better, this made me chuckle with no lingering desire to punch you in the face.

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I apologize. Sometimes I think I'm being funny when really, people just want to punch me in the face.

 

I know this because often after I make a joke, people look at me and they, well.....they punch me in the face. Which wouldn't hurt my feelings so much if they laughed while they punched me, at least I'd know my joke landed well. Or they could laugh, punch me in the face, and then laugh some more. But typically there is no laughter. Just punching. Face punching. 

at least you have a sense of humor

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